Detranova's definitions

Warrior

Warriors are the combatants, the soldiers and assasins that dominate the worlds. The Warriors often times resort to physical violence to solve problems, more so than any magic-users or psions. The Warriors recognize the battlefield as a way of life. It may not be necassary, but they fight on nonetheless.

It is during war that the Warrior shows his true worth.

by Detranova August 6, 2003

Paladin

The Paladin is a class of Warrior that is fully devoted to kindness and ridding the Universe of Evil. They are very religious, and have an extremely strict honor code, as well as a soft spot for children and animals. In combat, a Paladin with a cause is almost impossible to defeat.

Paladins fear nothing, for Evil fears them.

by Detranova August 6, 2003

Barbarian

Also known as Beserkers, the Barbarian is a Warrior who uses brute force as a weapon. The Barbarian is by no means at all very intelligent, but it is extremely skilled at killing nonetheless. The Barbarian is best known for his battle rages. As the battle rages on, the Barbarian can let out an earth-shaking roar that allows him to access the hidden strangth within him. Thus, the Barbarian is even more ruthless and more powerful. One interesting thing to note is that no Barbarian has ever surrendered.

The Barbarian struck the man in the stomach with so much force, that his arm penetrated the man's stomach, and came out the other side.

by Detranova August 6, 2003

OICW

An acronym for Objective Individual Combat Weapon, the OICW is a radical new weapon that is coming into use by NATO and UN forces. The OICW is the marriage of an M203 grenade launcher and a 5.56mm assault rifle. The weapon is basically an M16A2 with a 40mm grenade launcher attached to it.

I love my OICW, and I'll never let go of it.

by Detranova July 29, 2003

Clinchinator

A cyborg composed of adamantium and other metals, it runs soley upon the force of pure evil. It is an enemy of the George Mossessian and Detranova creatures, and is capable of sending high-pitched blasts of sound through concrete walls.

I can compare it to the Ethodemon, the Tessier, and the Roadman.

by detranova December 2, 2003

Clairvoyan

The Clairvoyans are Psions who are capable of seeing the future, or predicting events. They are often skillful warriors, capable of reacting to an enemy's blow even before it is dealt. They are also skillful at predicting events, and are useful data-gatherers.

Clairvoyans know fate better than the backs of their hands.

by Detranova August 4, 2003

D&D

I say again, an excellent role-playing game. Slightly modified, it is also an excellent training program for negotiators, generals, hostage rescue units, rescue units, crisis units, the police, and the army, not to mention any other job that requires patience, intelligence, and a bit of luck.

Every fucking game in existence is based on D&D! Where else could they have possibly gotten the idea of character statistics, Duke Nukem jokes, real-life situations, army games, diablo, and rpg games(including mmorpg's)?

by Detranova July 29, 2003