hello neighbor

A game about sneaking into your neighbor's house to get into his basement that he has locked up.
It uses AI that learns your every move and gets harder every time you are caught by your neighbor.
Currently in alpha or beta stage and will be released in Summer 2017.

Hello Neighbor fucking scared me.

by DesiredExoticNeighbor January 25, 2017

my cylinder has solidified

an unintentional erection joke originating from a binging with babish video

"Four hours later and once my cylinder has solidified, heh sorry."

by DesiredExoticNeighbor August 27, 2019

Hello Neighbor

Hello Neighbor is a stealth horror game about sneaking into your neighbor's house to figure out what horrible secrets he's hiding in the basement.

You play against an advanced AI that learns from your every move. Really enjoying climbing through that backyard window? Expect a bear trap there. Sneaking through the front door? There'll be cameras there soon. Trying to escape? The Neighbor will find a shortcut and catch you.

hello neighbor is gay game for pussies

by DesiredExoticNeighbor February 07, 2018

Street Brawl

A street fight, but it's much more chaotic and there are more people fighting. In some cases Street Brawls may end in only one person standing.

The kingsman church scene looked like a street brawl, but why would a church be in the streets, am i right?

by DesiredExoticNeighbor July 21, 2018

Gentleman's Agreement

When the gang you are currently beating the shit out of always waits for you to finish this one guy before another person in the gang goes after you.

Gentleman's Agreement is a lousy thing to do in movies... It's a shame.

by DesiredExoticNeighbor June 21, 2018