funcle

a very large six-sided vibrator with jagged ends and suction cups.
Funcles are often used at slumber parties.
by Derick Ross March 29, 2003
mugGet the funclemug.

gayfriend

Insted of a girlfriend(yucky!) or boyfriend(yay!) its a gayfriend. get it????????? kewl!!!!1
Billie Jos mah gayfriend!!1 ~_^
by Derick Ross June 04, 2005
mugGet the gayfriendmug.

spittoe

When you spit into a girl's mouth, then shove your dick in it.
Spittoes are fuckin' disgusting to woman, but it doesn'e feel wrong to men.
by Derick Ross March 28, 2003
mugGet the spittoemug.

flurpy

When you dig your toungue into a woman's snatch and you suck the juice out and spit it back in her vagina.
Lara: good gravy, i never knew that a flurpy could pleasure me in such a way.
by Derick Ross March 28, 2003
mugGet the flurpymug.

gibbonheimer

A sick, twisted, demented whore who does anything for money.
That slut's a fuckin' gibbonheimer. I heard that she once fucked an entire football team.
by Derick Ross March 29, 2003
mugGet the gibbonheimermug.

sloopy

Sloppy, sticky, very wet butt-sex with a woman.
Megan loves sloopy sex.
by Derick Ross March 28, 2003
mugGet the sloopymug.