southampton

A fucking shithole full of scummers, one of the worst places to live in the UK. They have a shit football team that are currently sitting at the bottom of the english premier league. The team is so shit that they had to steal local rivals manager and players. They are so shit that they couldn't hold a decent event. This year portsmouth is holding two big international events, one to celebrate the battle of trafalgar and the other is the international vestival of the sea. Southampton can only hold a shitty boat show each year. If you have chance to go to Southampton, don't go there. The only decent thing about Southampton is the option not to go there!!
To find Southampton on the map, look for the arse crack at the bottom of the UK, and follow it right to the shitty base. The you will see Southampton.
by Derick Nobcheese February 24, 2005
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Iraq

The 53rd state of America after Britian
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DLTBGYD

Its another one of those messenger acronym's like lol, PMSL and LMAO. It stands for:

Don't Let The Bastards Grind You Down
Hayley: My ex keeps ignoring me!
Nikki: DLTBGYD
Hayley: Thanx xx
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nukio

A word that was made up when I was mashing the keyboard to pretend I was working in class at college.

Is the process of mashing the keyboard, to pretend that you are working on something.
Mike: Shit get of that porn the boss is comming through.

Dave: We better nukio to pretend that we are working.

Mike: Good idea the bastard will never know.
by Derick Nobcheese September 23, 2004
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matrix

wordFuck/word me the matrix is a good film!!
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goldeneye

Man goldeneye is a fucking good game

See perfect dark for another great FPS game
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scummers

Bunch of pricks from southampton. They usually dress in a red and white striped shirt.
Just look up southampton and you have your example of a scummer.
by Derick Nobcheese February 24, 2005
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