Budding Clud

A way of describing a bird when it's acting so cute that you almost can't handle it.

See also: Pudding Club

"Look at that little budding clud!"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 11, 2022

Claustrophobic

Shortened to: Claustro

When something is fear inspiring to the point that it leaves you feeling uncomfortable and no other word will do.

"Yuck, that robot is claustrophobic!"

"That sound was so claustrophobic!"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 03, 2022

Mash

The act of a bird fluffing it's feathers in a dog-like shake.

"Did you see that budgie? He just mashed!"

"That eagle did a good mash just now."

by Derbyshire Linguist September 03, 2022

Cardbordeux

A term to describe boxed wine when you just want to feel fancy.

"I'll fetch the Cardbordeux."

"That's not Merlot, that's just my finest Cardbordeux."

by Derbyshire Linguist September 03, 2022

Put

The sound a bird makes when it has a sneezing fit.

"Oh no, Busta's putting again!"

"Uh oh, did I hear a put?"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 11, 2022

Shonsh

A show off, or a person who boasts about their achievements or possessions.

"Wow, you Shonsh!"

"Oh stop Shonshing!"

"They're just a bunch of Shonshes."

by Derbyshire Linguist September 03, 2022

Hacked and Mangled

When an animal is being cute, but also looks extremely dishevelled at the same time.

"Awww, that dog is all hacked and mangled!"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 03, 2022