Mash

The act of a bird fluffing it's feathers in a dog-like shake.

"Did you see that budgie? He just mashed!"

"That eagle did a good mash just now."

by Derbyshire Linguist September 03, 2022

Cardbordeux

A term to describe boxed wine when you just want to feel fancy.

"I'll fetch the Cardbordeux."

"That's not Merlot, that's just my finest Cardbordeux."

by Derbyshire Linguist September 03, 2022

Put

The sound a bird makes when it has a sneezing fit.

"Oh no, Busta's putting again!"

"Uh oh, did I hear a put?"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 11, 2022

Shonsh

A show off, or a person who boasts about their achievements or possessions.

"Wow, you Shonsh!"

"Oh stop Shonshing!"

"They're just a bunch of Shonshes."

by Derbyshire Linguist September 03, 2022

Arg

A slang term for a women's private parts.

"I can't wear that, people will see my Arg!"

"My Arg is itchy."

by Derbyshire Linguist September 11, 2022

Jacksmith

regional noun
plural noun: jacksmith

1. Loud, raucous laughter with physical effects.
2. To be in a state of hysterical laughter without stopping, where your sides hurt.

"Oh no, Ryan's in a Jacksmith!"

"That comedian had me in a right Jacksmith!"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 03, 2022

60 Foot Gog

An unreasonably tall person that leaves you stunned by their sheer height.

"Is that him? Wow, he's a 60 foot Gog!"

"She's not short, she's a 60 foot Gog."

by Derbyshire Linguist September 03, 2022