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Artistic quotient is the perceived level of artistic taste an individual possesses. Abbreviated as AQ.
According to the purveyors of this term, a person with a high artistic quotient is one who indulges in art that is underground, non-mainstream, quirky, eclectic or kvlt.
According to the purveyors of this term, a person with a high artistic quotient is one who indulges in art that is underground, non-mainstream, quirky, eclectic or kvlt.
Death metal guy: Hey, how did your date go?
Indie filmmaker guy: Bad ... she listens to Lady Gaga.
Death metal guy: Oh ... can I have her number then?
Indie filmmaker guy: Are you fucking kidding me! Do you want me to repeat how low her Artistic Quotient is!
Indie filmmaker guy: Bad ... she listens to Lady Gaga.
Death metal guy: Oh ... can I have her number then?
Indie filmmaker guy: Are you fucking kidding me! Do you want me to repeat how low her Artistic Quotient is!
by Der Gelb Baron December 5, 2011
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But there's more to be said.
It's a delicate dance your dick throbs satisfyingly to as you find yourself flirting between consciousness and death; fighting to fade back blissfully into nothingness, while you muster every bit of energy to keep your body going on.
You could dance between the binary states, life and death, for a couple of seconds, but if you don't pull yourself together soon enough, you'd be that dead wimp who proves you don't need a plastic back to choke yourself to death.
But there's more to be said.
It's a delicate dance your dick throbs satisfyingly to as you find yourself flirting between consciousness and death; fighting to fade back blissfully into nothingness, while you muster every bit of energy to keep your body going on.
You could dance between the binary states, life and death, for a couple of seconds, but if you don't pull yourself together soon enough, you'd be that dead wimp who proves you don't need a plastic back to choke yourself to death.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAh ... Noureen!!!!!
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Intense!!!! Best frickin' Orgasmic Black Out ever!
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Intense!!!! Best frickin' Orgasmic Black Out ever!
by Der Gelb Baron November 19, 2011
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Get the Craptop mug.I pretended to not remember it was her birthday. I even ignored her. I thought I'd surprise her at the end of the day with a present and maybe take her out. But the end of that day never came...
She took it on herself — she thought she had hurt me because I ignored her. She didn't do anything wrong but she took in on herself! And so I took things too far and I knew I had to tell her I wasn't mad at her. I apologized to her but those never save your conscience. She forgave me despite it all. She forgave me because she believed in us through it all.
There isn't a day when I wish she would come storming into my house yelling, "I'm going to give you a piece of my heart for hurting me!". But that day never comes.
She's forgotten about it. I think. But I haven't and it makes me feel so guilty every time I think about it.
She took it on herself — she thought she had hurt me because I ignored her. She didn't do anything wrong but she took in on herself! And so I took things too far and I knew I had to tell her I wasn't mad at her. I apologized to her but those never save your conscience. She forgave me despite it all. She forgave me because she believed in us through it all.
There isn't a day when I wish she would come storming into my house yelling, "I'm going to give you a piece of my heart for hurting me!". But that day never comes.
She's forgotten about it. I think. But I haven't and it makes me feel so guilty every time I think about it.
by Der Gelb Baron September 16, 2011
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Your friend: Dude! check this totally hot chick out! She commented on somebody's picture I know on facebook!
You *busy +1ing a video of a cat punching a guy in the nuts*: face?... facewhat?
You *busy +1ing a video of a cat punching a guy in the nuts*: face?... facewhat?
by der gelb baron July 2, 2011
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Clearly daskos99 has Mac Envy because daskos99's definition of the phrase has more 'vote downs' than 'vote ups'
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