Der Gelb Baron's definitions
When you want to piss but the damn pee won't come out! Possibly because your urethra is jammed with cum, pussy juice, coke, whatever
Etymology: verb form of constapiss, which is cheaply and crudely derived from the term constipate
Etymology: verb form of constapiss, which is cheaply and crudely derived from the term constipate
Adam: I nearly blew my balls out when I tried to take a piss... I was constipissing!
Lilith: Have you been jamming blow up your urethra again?!
Adam (meekly): yes :(
Lilith: Have you been jamming blow up your urethra again?!
Adam (meekly): yes :(
by Der Gelb Baron October 15, 2010
Get the Constipissingmug. An emergent trend in the world of business and corporates where big takes over many smalls engaged in a variety of industries among other practises
New Business Order is the New World Order! Just look at Google... first the cyberspace, then hardware... and now energy! What next? Google insurance and Google chocolate chip cookies?
*Larry Paige and Sergey Brin laugh manically in the background*
*Larry Paige and Sergey Brin laugh manically in the background*
by Der Gelb Baron July 28, 2010
Get the New Business Ordermug. It's when you nod off for those few precious seconds after a really intense orgasm.
But there's more to be said.
It's a delicate dance your dick throbs satisfyingly to as you find yourself flirting between consciousness and death; fighting to fade back blissfully into nothingness, while you muster every bit of energy to keep your body going on.
You could dance between the binary states, life and death, for a couple of seconds, but if you don't pull yourself together soon enough, you'd be that dead wimp who proves you don't need a plastic back to choke yourself to death.
But there's more to be said.
It's a delicate dance your dick throbs satisfyingly to as you find yourself flirting between consciousness and death; fighting to fade back blissfully into nothingness, while you muster every bit of energy to keep your body going on.
You could dance between the binary states, life and death, for a couple of seconds, but if you don't pull yourself together soon enough, you'd be that dead wimp who proves you don't need a plastic back to choke yourself to death.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAh ... Noureen!!!!!
*spurt!*
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Intense!!!! Best frickin' Orgasmic Black Out ever!
*spurt!*
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Intense!!!! Best frickin' Orgasmic Black Out ever!
by Der Gelb Baron November 19, 2011
Get the Orgasmic Black Outmug. When you feel titillated looking at a HPOA but not enough to show physical evidence for it (read: boner)
by Der Gelb Baron August 14, 2010
Get the Mind Bonermug. I pretended to not remember it was her birthday. I even ignored her. I thought I'd surprise her at the end of the day with a present and maybe take her out. But the end of that day never came...
She took it on herself — she thought she had hurt me because I ignored her. She didn't do anything wrong but she took in on herself! And so I took things too far and I knew I had to tell her I wasn't mad at her. I apologized to her but those never save your conscience. She forgave me despite it all. She forgave me because she believed in us through it all.
There isn't a day when I wish she would come storming into my house yelling, "I'm going to give you a piece of my heart for hurting me!". But that day never comes.
She's forgotten about it. I think. But I haven't and it makes me feel so guilty every time I think about it.
She took it on herself — she thought she had hurt me because I ignored her. She didn't do anything wrong but she took in on herself! And so I took things too far and I knew I had to tell her I wasn't mad at her. I apologized to her but those never save your conscience. She forgave me despite it all. She forgave me because she believed in us through it all.
There isn't a day when I wish she would come storming into my house yelling, "I'm going to give you a piece of my heart for hurting me!". But that day never comes.
She's forgotten about it. I think. But I haven't and it makes me feel so guilty every time I think about it.
by Der Gelb Baron September 16, 2011
Get the Piece of my heartmug. Recollection of a distant memory called facebook, where you spent several happy years with friends you never met in real life. Only to switch over to Google+ the next day which let you pretty much do the same things on facebook except with your Google account.
Your friend: Dude! check this totally hot chick out! She commented on somebody's picture I know on facebook!
You *busy +1ing a video of a cat punching a guy in the nuts*: face?... facewhat?
You *busy +1ing a video of a cat punching a guy in the nuts*: face?... facewhat?
by der gelb baron July 2, 2011
Get the facewhat?mug. v. Pretending to play a stringed instrument with a tune in the background; the obvious result being it will look as if the music were coming forth from the instrument itself.
Etymology
Pickync is short for pick synchronisation which is inspired by the more popular portmanteau lip synchronisation (more commonly referred as lipsync.) Here, pick is taken to mean the little plastic/bone/ivory/metal whatchamacallit hoojamaflip that certain guitar players (among several other stringed instrumentalists) use to strum their stringed instrument.
Miscellaneous
Depending on the degree of the observer's intelligence, thier attention to detail and their understanding of the concepts of vibrating length and thickness of the string, and the timbre of the instrument and its implications on the intonation and tone of the instrument, picksyncers may or may not pull off being real.
In all likeliness, picksyncers (good ones atleast) can only be made out as fakers by seasoned fellow operators of stringed instruments.
Etymology
Pickync is short for pick synchronisation which is inspired by the more popular portmanteau lip synchronisation (more commonly referred as lipsync.) Here, pick is taken to mean the little plastic/bone/ivory/metal whatchamacallit hoojamaflip that certain guitar players (among several other stringed instrumentalists) use to strum their stringed instrument.
Miscellaneous
Depending on the degree of the observer's intelligence, thier attention to detail and their understanding of the concepts of vibrating length and thickness of the string, and the timbre of the instrument and its implications on the intonation and tone of the instrument, picksyncers may or may not pull off being real.
In all likeliness, picksyncers (good ones atleast) can only be made out as fakers by seasoned fellow operators of stringed instruments.
People always diss Lemolok on Youtube for picksyncing to a MIDI version of Necrophagist's Seven on a ukulele, but I think he did a fairly good job of making it look and sound real.
by Der Gelb Baron June 18, 2010
Get the Picksyncmug.