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Premake

All the tunes on Metallica's Garage Inc. records
I betcha didn' know Breadfan from Metallica's Garage Inc Vol. II was actually a premake by a band called Budgie?
by Der Gelb Baron October 20, 2010
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Craptop

A MacBook ... or something that boots into Windows.
Honey ... my condolences to Steve Jobs, but your craptop MacBook still can't run RTCW from 2001!
by Der Gelb Baron October 13, 2011
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Hellmoon

Ram and Sita's honeymoon turned into hellmoon on the second day when Sita suddenly realized Ram was a jerk and Ram realized that Sita yakked too much.
by Der Gelb Baron June 23, 2010
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Constipissing

When you want to piss but the damn pee won't come out! Possibly because your urethra is jammed with cum, pussy juice, coke, whatever

Etymology: verb form of constapiss, which is cheaply and crudely derived from the term constipate
Adam: I nearly blew my balls out when I tried to take a piss... I was constipissing!

Lilith: Have you been jamming blow up your urethra again?!

Adam (meekly): yes :(
by Der Gelb Baron October 15, 2010
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facewhat?

Recollection of a distant memory called facebook, where you spent several happy years with friends you never met in real life. Only to switch over to Google+ the next day which let you pretty much do the same things on facebook except with your Google account.
Your friend: Dude! check this totally hot chick out! She commented on somebody's picture I know on facebook!

You *busy +1ing a video of a cat punching a guy in the nuts*: face?... facewhat?
by der gelb baron July 2, 2011
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Picksync

v. Pretending to play a stringed instrument with a tune in the background; the obvious result being it will look as if the music were coming forth from the instrument itself.

Etymology
Pickync is short for pick synchronisation which is inspired by the more popular portmanteau lip synchronisation (more commonly referred as lipsync.) Here, pick is taken to mean the little plastic/bone/ivory/metal whatchamacallit hoojamaflip that certain guitar players (among several other stringed instrumentalists) use to strum their stringed instrument.

Miscellaneous
Depending on the degree of the observer's intelligence, thier attention to detail and their understanding of the concepts of vibrating length and thickness of the string, and the timbre of the instrument and its implications on the intonation and tone of the instrument, picksyncers may or may not pull off being real.

In all likeliness, picksyncers (good ones atleast) can only be made out as fakers by seasoned fellow operators of stringed instruments.
People always diss Lemolok on Youtube for picksyncing to a MIDI version of Necrophagist's Seven on a ukulele, but I think he did a fairly good job of making it look and sound real.
by Der Gelb Baron June 18, 2010
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Mind Boner

When you feel titillated looking at a HPOA but not enough to show physical evidence for it (read: boner)
Man! I got a mind boner when I saw 'Jenny the HPOA girl'!
by Der Gelb Baron August 14, 2010
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