Fakers

Fans that cheer for the Lakers only because they are relevant. The fans have no connection to the city of Los Angeles or California.

Why are the Memphis Grizzlies getting booed on their own court...must be the all the Fakers in the building tonight.

by Rick James Mom February 25, 2011

Fakers

Shoes that look like Chuck Taylor All-Stars, but are most definitely not. Often worn by people because they still look as cool, but are cheaper. Frowned upon by most loyal wearers of Chucks.

Look at her wearing those fakers. Why doesn't she just buy real Converse?

by Jimmy Johnsonbox April 3, 2010

fakers

People who watch videos on the internet and claim what they have seen is fake, even if what they are seeing is just a nonsense video and does not claim to be true. Similair to haters who hate on the internet - there are fakers who say "fake, fake .. fake".

Do these people walk out of the cinema after watching King Kong saying, "That was fake" ?

comment on video - "Haha just a fake easy to see sorry "

comment on video - "so fake!! "

comment on video - "fake but funny "

people who leave comments like these are fakers.

by 3825man June 24, 2008

Social Climbing Fakers

Any person of humble social origins who aspires to be a member of a higher and / or more affluent social circle. In order to qualify as a 'social climber' this person must first and foremost be an utter liar and one who will stop at nothing to shamelessly promote themselves above their social standing and ABILITY. For example, they went to a Polytechnic which suddenly translates into Eton followed by Durham University. They bullshit to the Boss about how hard working they are at the expense of their truly industrious, focused subordinates. In other words they are capricious and will stop at nothing to fuck you over and get promoted. They think they've 'made it' to the higher echelons when they've acquired a low spec BMW or Audi Q5 (insert name and model of other expensive motor vehicle) even though they had to take out a high interest dodgy loan to 'buy' this 'bauble'. They gossip and slag everyone off; they call people 'tramps' and such like when they look like shit themselves. The social climber will typically try to associate with completely higher ranking people, thus living beyond their means and totally ignore those of a lesser rank than themselves (particularly at social functions). It's all smoke and mirrors, networking and consolidation loans. They are so self indulgent that they fail to realise that their act is paper thin and their betters laugh at how ridiculous they are.

Person A: I've secured myself an invite to the Colonel's Dining Out.
Person B: Really, I didn't know about that.
Person A: (Smug) Of course you didn't, you're on duty call out anyway and your wife has to baby sit for us.
Person B: What, again? Fuck off you social climbing fakers.

Man: But I can't even play golf, what the deuce? I don't even own golf clubs!!!
Ambitious Wife: Buy some on the credit card. The big boss plays golf and you need to network!!!
Man: Yes your Highness.

by TheManWhoDestroyedTheClique October 18, 2012

Los Angeles Fakers

Fans of the L.A. Lakers. They are only fans when the Lakers are good, similar to band wagoners, except Fakers are not the average Joe. Fakers are made up of celebrities who have court side seats, but usually text all game and have no idea what basketball is; i.e. they think that a full court press is the media outside their divorce hearings. The most famous Faker is Jack Nicholson, while the fakest Faker of all is Justin Bieber, who is actually Canadian.

Los Angeles Fakers: "We won!"
Celtics Fans: "No, that 99-67 score means you lost. Again. Maybe if you would get off your phone and watch the Finals you would know that. Pshh, what a bunch of Fakers."

by manSTFD May 8, 2011

L.A. Fakers

2004 LA lakers team. Was a shoe in to win the Title, but came up short. Can also be used to describe their fans as well.

Due to the fact they are delusional and live in LA LA land.

LA fakers got whooped by the Detroit Pistons.

by darth48076 June 24, 2004

The fakers

They’re usually the ones who draw attention to themselves right away. By posting a pic of themselves on the game’s forums, or by making their profile, avatar, etc etc, overly girly so people can spot them from a mile away. If they can type their posts in Pink, they will do it.

Typical things you’ll see in any chat from The fakers will include:

- XD or xD

- X3 or x3 or :3

- references to “cute” on almost everything

by AtrociousAntics August 15, 2010