Der Capitan's definitions

gnarley

Despite bastardization in recent years to the alternate (Read: "Gay") spelling, Narley, gnarley is akin to rad - a late-1980s - early-1990s term, meaning "exceptional", or "cool". Developed on the West Coast, and used primarily by sufers and skateboarders.

"Hey bra, d'dya scope that gnarley tide?"
"Tscha! That was a ripple, man!"

by Der Capitan January 14, 2004

Microslave

User of software by the corporation KA Microsoft. Generally thought of as powerless, but in actuality connected with limitless high-end software and hardware possibilities, as long as he/she - well, okay, just he - knows what he's doing.

You're not going ANYWHERE today, Microslave.

by Der Capitan December 7, 2003

ointment

Substance applied for relief after receiving a burn.

"That was harsh, man. It's ointment time. Y'know... for that BURN."

by Der Capitan December 29, 2003

reacharound

The process of, while penetrating a partner from behind (Either anally or vaginally), reaching around and playing with his/her genitalia.
Contrary to popular belief, not only a homosexual act.

A couple buddies of mine have a late-nite radio show called "Fast Eddie and the Reacharound".

by Der Capitan February 8, 2004

corporation

A necessary, healthy, and useful byproduct of capitalism, which mass-produces/performs goods/services (respectively) at relatively low costs.

Corporations are the reason capitalism works.

by Der Capitan December 7, 2003

honkify

1. To form into a honky.
2. To make suitable for use by honkies.

1. It's high-time that we honkify these niggers.
2. Someone should honkify Harlem.

by Der Capitan October 17, 2003

gigli

Well... I mean... I liked it.

I don't have an example for the word Gigli.

by Der Capitan March 11, 2004