by Der Capitan December 29, 2003

User of software by the corporation KA Microsoft. Generally thought of as powerless, but in actuality connected with limitless high-end software and hardware possibilities, as long as he/she - well, okay, just he - knows what he's doing.
by Der Capitan December 07, 2003

A necessary, healthy, and useful byproduct of capitalism, which mass-produces/performs goods/services (respectively) at relatively low costs.
by Der Capitan December 07, 2003

by Der Capitan October 17, 2003

The process of, while penetrating a partner from behind (Either anally or vaginally), reaching around and playing with his/her genitalia.
Contrary to popular belief, not only a homosexual act.
Contrary to popular belief, not only a homosexual act.
by Der Capitan February 08, 2004

A state of delusion in which one (The elitist) believes oneself - and a small group with whom one assosciates - to be less incompetent or more useful than the rest of society.
by Der Capitan September 07, 2003
