Denzel wendell's definitions

Owensed

A lazy person who should just go away and retire.

I sat around at work all day yesterday with my swollen feet up on the table and falling asleep while listening to the clock tick. Wow, was i Owensed yesterday.

by Denzel wendell March 6, 2019

Johnny Loaves

A nickname given to any Police Officer who walks a beat and appears to be walking gingerly as if he has two loaves of bread under his feet. Also takes forever to get from point a to point b.

Look at that Johnny Loaves. He’s walking ever so gently like his feet are killing him.

by Denzel wendell March 6, 2019

Vernon Park Place Gotti

A middle aged man who wanders Vernon Park Place wearing nothing but a robe and slippers while singing Frank Sinatra songs to the college students on their way to class

On my way to class I saw that guy singing Frank Sintra songs. I think that was that guy known as the Vernon Park place gotti

by Denzel wendell March 6, 2019

Frenzeled

To be looked at by your peers as a complete mushmellow when you cannot complete the simplest of chores in your profession. You are laughed at because while trying to complete these tasks your hands shake and lips quiver.

Pretty sure that guy felt frenzeled because of having to do his job. Did you see him he must have been shaking like that because O Dog gave him a reach around in the chocolate meat locker.

by Denzel wendell March 21, 2019

Snorzilla

A middle aged woman who snores like a tired truck driver after 18 hours of driving. She then kicks her spouse and tells him to hit the middle bedroom

Did you hear Snorzilla last night she keep the neighbors up from a block away.

by Denzel wendell March 11, 2019

brownfield

A person who constantly argues with his wife over FaceTime making everyone in the immediate area feel uncomfortable.

That’s the 4th brownfield he received today while he’s working.

by Denzel wendell March 15, 2019

JohnnyO

A real pain in the ass who does everything in his power to avoid doing the job he’s been paid to do. Sleeping, eating and annoying while at work are his specialties but he still gets the same benefits as all other coworkers.

Wow, that lazy dickball is a real johnnyO. Could you ever imagine being at work and sleeping with swollen feet up and waiting for the boss to let you go home.

by Denzel wendell March 7, 2019