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Definitions by Denis Baldwin

Smoking the Pinky 

Following the performance of The Shocker.

When you insert your index and middle fingers in the woman's vagina and pinky in her anus. After giving her a few good minutes of double duty finger banging, pull your fingers out and give your index and middle finger a quick sniff and pinky a good sucking, all in one smooth motion.(a.k.a. Smoking the Pinky.)
I layed that ass out and skated it, all while smoking the pinky and plowing the mound.
Smoking the Pinky by Denis Baldwin December 19, 2003

Trivial Pursuit 

A wicked board game of question and answer. Now comes in 1st edition and Twentieth Century Edition
Forget Monopoly. I'm in the mood for something more challenging, like Trivial Pursuit!
Trivial Pursuit by Denis Baldwin October 9, 2003

cornrows 

A hairstyle, worn prominently by young black males, that braids the hair to the scalp in a series of rows, looking like a farmer's field in symmetry. Made popular by many basketball players and actors.
They wrapped my cornrows so tight I have a headache.
cornrows by Denis Baldwin September 24, 2003

rockabilly

A music fusing country, rock and bluegrass into a style full of energy and cynicism. Think "Reverend Horton Heat".
Horton Heat rocked that rockabilly show last night.
rockabilly by Denis Baldwin September 24, 2003
glass, yank, crank, speed, up, push, ice, rock.

Any methanphetamine based central nervous system stimulant.
You've got your big jeans. I got my glass pipe.
meth by Denis Baldwin September 24, 2003

pt cruiser

A 4-door hatchback vehicle, released by Chrysler, in 2001 as a "platform all its own". Using retro style and economical front wheel drivetrain, the P.T. (Personal Transport) Cruiser is adaptable, fun to drive, good on gas and retro-tastic.
Though not as futuristic as the Vibe or the Matrix, the P.T. Cruiser was the first and the most recognizable of the half-breed car/suvs.
pt cruiser by Denis Baldwin September 24, 2003