gauging

The process of stretching a person's piercings from one gauge to a higher gauge.

Common gauging movements are from 8g to 6g, 2g to 0g and 1/2"g to 5/8"g.

Gauging too fast can cause tearing or a blowout.

I tore my ear the other day while gauging from a 4g to a 0g.

by Denis Baldwin February 03, 2004

sailor jerry

Tattoo artist from California that revolutionized the tattooing community today. When people think of "traditional" tattoos, they think of Sailor Jerry's work.

When I was in Cali, I picked up a print of some original flash by sailor jerry.

by Denis Baldwin February 03, 2004

Smoking the Pinky

Following the performance of The Shocker.

When you insert your index and middle fingers in the woman's vagina and pinky in her anus. After giving her a few good minutes of double duty finger banging, pull your fingers out and give your index and middle finger a quick sniff and pinky a good sucking, all in one smooth motion.(a.k.a. Smoking the Pinky.)

I layed that ass out and skated it, all while smoking the pinky and plowing the mound.

by Denis Baldwin December 19, 2003

East Coast Lawnmowers

A spoof on the pop culture brand West Coast Choppers, making fun of guys who turn things into cool toys.

I saw a girl at the far with an East Coast Lawnmowers shirt on pushing her biker boyfriend around.

by Denis Baldwin June 03, 2004

Azuration

A state of being that embodies the aggrevation of not getting what you want, the zealous nature of your lust, the unconditional love you know is possible, the repetitive beating of your head against the glass and the euphoric feeling that rushes to the head with you realize you might finally get what you've always wanted.

Aggrevation
Zealoty
Unconditonal Live
Repetitive beating of the head
Eurphoria

I've been in a state of Azuration since the moment I met her.

by Denis Baldwin February 11, 2004

top shelf

The best of the best. Usually refers to where wine or liquor are kept in a specialty liquor store. The best stuff is kept at the top for display until someone needs it.

This Don P. is top shelf.

by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004