English is my fourth language and I'm writing this on my phone with a throwaway account using only my toes while reading Kierkegaard so please forgive me for any grammar mistakes. :)
So, a little backstory. I'm a 24-year-old female, 5'10, white (thank God), skinny with DD breasts and an ass that barely fits in skinny jeans. People often say that I'm the most stunningly gorgeous person they've ever met and I should consider modeling but I dunno lol. I'm childfree, an atheist, a meat lover, and strictly heterosexual.
So I was at the hardware store picking out a chandelier to put in the house I'm building for the homeless when this fat, smelly, repulsive, gay, transgender "woman" walks up to me and shrieks, "you're oppressing me by being thin! Eat a fucking vegan burger you skinny slut!" I hit her with the "okay boomer," and she responded, "that's literally as offensive as calling me a n*gger!" Then she threw her slimy crotch goblin at me and screamed, "get her, Jayden! Infect her with your polio that you got because I refuse to vaccinate you!" I didn't wanna be a Karen and call the manager over to settle this so I took it upon myself to personally vaccinate her child right on the spot and saved his life. The "woman" then tried to convert me to Christianity so I kicked her in the balls and dragged her out of the store. Everyone clapped, the manager gave me $1,000 (which I donated to TeamTrees), and Obama reached out to thank me for my bravery.
So, a little backstory. I'm a 24-year-old female, 5'10, white (thank God), skinny with DD breasts and an ass that barely fits in skinny jeans. People often say that I'm the most stunningly gorgeous person they've ever met and I should consider modeling but I dunno lol. I'm childfree, an atheist, a meat lover, and strictly heterosexual.
So I was at the hardware store picking out a chandelier to put in the house I'm building for the homeless when this fat, smelly, repulsive, gay, transgender "woman" walks up to me and shrieks, "you're oppressing me by being thin! Eat a fucking vegan burger you skinny slut!" I hit her with the "okay boomer," and she responded, "that's literally as offensive as calling me a n*gger!" Then she threw her slimy crotch goblin at me and screamed, "get her, Jayden! Infect her with your polio that you got because I refuse to vaccinate you!" I didn't wanna be a Karen and call the manager over to settle this so I took it upon myself to personally vaccinate her child right on the spot and saved his life. The "woman" then tried to convert me to Christianity so I kicked her in the balls and dragged her out of the store. Everyone clapped, the manager gave me $1,000 (which I donated to TeamTrees), and Obama reached out to thank me for my bravery.
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A dragon woman with blonde and green hair and a pink baseball hat and a black tank top with blue shorts and big melons who sexualizes a young boy
Example 1:
Person 1: Lucoa sexualized a young boy! She’s like totally going to jail!
Person 2: Yeah, and Frosty the frozen water statue sexualized Christmas. Shut up.
Person 1: no u
Example 2:
Person 1: Who’s your girlfriend?
Person 2: *holds a Lucoa body pillow*
Person 1: oh my god
Person 1: Lucoa sexualized a young boy! She’s like totally going to jail!
Person 2: Yeah, and Frosty the frozen water statue sexualized Christmas. Shut up.
Person 1: no u
Example 2:
Person 1: Who’s your girlfriend?
Person 2: *holds a Lucoa body pillow*
Person 1: oh my god
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A big black man who is dressed just like CJ from Grand Theft Auto and is also bigger and tougher than you and could beat the living daylights out of you
(Person 1 is pasty white person, Person 2 is dark black person, Person 3 is small white person)
Person 1: this is my black friend Tyrone
Person 2 (Tyrone): hi
Person 3: go away you big black bully man
Person 2: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE SHIT? I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE NAVY SEALS, AND—
Person 3: *shaking in fear* *kills him* I had to. I just had to.
Person 1: this is my black friend Tyrone
Person 2 (Tyrone): hi
Person 3: go away you big black bully man
Person 2: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE SHIT? I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE NAVY SEALS, AND—
Person 3: *shaking in fear* *kills him* I had to. I just had to.
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Person 1: hey have you heard of tobecky?
Person 2: no but wth is that
Person 1: WordGirl and tobey
Person 2: wouldn’t it be called ToWordGirl?
Person 1: you uncultured swine
Person 2: no but wth is that
Person 1: WordGirl and tobey
Person 2: wouldn’t it be called ToWordGirl?
Person 1: you uncultured swine
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Purple stuff X Tank top gay face
You made a mess
For Christ sake, this rotten world
Shit out of luck
Go with my vision
Light up the fire
Right on the power
Weapon… I have it all
You made a mess
For Christ sake, this rotten world
Shit out of luck
Go with my vision
Light up the fire
Right on the power
Weapon… I have it all
Example 1:
Person 1: hi I’m purple stuff
Person 2: hi I’m tank top gay face
Person 1: die
Example 2:
Person 1: YTA
Person 2: succ
Person 1: hi I’m purple stuff
Person 2: hi I’m tank top gay face
Person 1: die
Example 2:
Person 1: YTA
Person 2: succ
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Literally X means a verb while Y means a noun. The sentence as a whole is supposed to be used as an innuendo.
Example 1:
Speddy: This is how you do an innuendo. Ask me if I want to play Pokémon.
Lesby: Do you want to play Pokémon X and Y?
Speddy: Of course, friend! …You can X my Y.
Lesby: Ew, wtf mans? I’m named my name for a reason, you creep!
Example 2:
Lonnie: Hey, do you wanna go to a rock concert?
Kaleb: Of course, bro! …You can rock my concert.
Lonnie: Ew, gross! What the fuck, bro???
Speddy: This is how you do an innuendo. Ask me if I want to play Pokémon.
Lesby: Do you want to play Pokémon X and Y?
Speddy: Of course, friend! …You can X my Y.
Lesby: Ew, wtf mans? I’m named my name for a reason, you creep!
Example 2:
Lonnie: Hey, do you wanna go to a rock concert?
Kaleb: Of course, bro! …You can rock my concert.
Lonnie: Ew, gross! What the fuck, bro???
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Urban dictionary: don’t name your friends
Person: *names all of their friends, including their full names, ages, addresses, phone numbers, etc.*
Urban dictionary: B R U H
Person: *names all of their friends, including their full names, ages, addresses, phone numbers, etc.*
Urban dictionary: B R U H
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