Fall by the seat of your pants

Try to fly by the seat of your pants but end up doing basically nothing because you're unable to decide what to do on the fly.

Do you ever fall by the seat of your pants? Like sometimes I try to fly by the seat of my pants, but I just can't decide what to do so I end up just using reddit all day.

by Definitively Cool October 11, 2023

Reverse-procrastinate

Keep putting off something fun an excessive number of times so that you can be happier in the future.

I reverse-procrastinated eating my ice-cream for so long that it got freezer burn.

by Definitively Cool October 08, 2023

Rederstand

Lose understanding of something.

I understand how sausages are made, & I really want to rederstand it.

by Definitively Cool October 22, 2023

udder crap

What happens when a cow poops from its udder. Usually a misspelling of utter crap.

The original sprites in my texture pack were udder crap. I just fixed them. I really should have earlier.

So they literally looked like thin poop covered in milk?

by Definitively Cool December 12, 2023

just a bagel

When all the icing on a donut gets peeled off by the bag, so it's basically just a bagel now.

I went & got donuts & put 1 in a bag to take home, but I opened the bag only to find out that now it's just a bagel.

by Definitively Cool January 18, 2024

bagx

Not quite a bag, but not quite a box either. Somewhere in-between.

I got a bagx of cookies at the store.

by Definitively Cool October 19, 2023

Carotch

Underwear, a crotch garage.

I have an advanced carotch, where when I have to pee, I can press a button to automatically open the carotch door in such that my penis is positioned perfectly to pee with no hands, & then I can repeatedly press it without less it actually close to shake off the pee, & then I can let it close & it will stuff my penis back in on its own. So I don't even have to wash my hands when I go pee. It even has a back door for when I have to go poop!

by Definitively Cool November 17, 2023