Definitively Cool's definitions

ressert

Can mean either bonus dessert, or the problem with eating pressert without also eating dessert where you get resserted by the savory food & end up have to go to bed still sserty.

I got dessert at the restaurant but there was also still some leftover cake, so I got to have ressert.

The dessert looked so good that I couldn't wait until after dinner to eat it, so I ate it as pressert. But then because of that I got resserted by the dinner & ended up having to go to bed still sserty.

by Definitively Cool August 16, 2024

just a bagel

When all the icing on a donut gets peeled off by the bag, so it's basically just a bagel now.

I went & got donuts & put 1 in a bag to take home, but I opened the bag only to find out that now it's just a bagel.

by Definitively Cool January 18, 2024

Piece of cake walk in the park

Something that's extremely easy. A combination of the phrases "Piece of cake", "Cake walk", & "Walk in the park", all of which mean something that's very easy. A piece of cake is a piece of cake & a cake walk is walking with a cake, so a piece of cake walk would be walking with a piece of cake. A walk in the park is walking in the park, so a piece of cake walk in the park would be walking in the park with a piece of cake.

I wasn't fazed by Fukouna Shoujo 03. It was a piece of cake walk in the park.

by Definitively Cool October 4, 2023

unilogy

A "series" of 1 related work.

"Did you know One Piece actually only has 1 season? It's just a huge unilogy, crazy, right?"

by Definitively Cool October 24, 2023

Carotch

Underwear, a crotch garage.

I have an advanced carotch, where when I have to pee, I can press a button to automatically open the carotch door in such that my penis is positioned perfectly to pee with no hands, & then I can repeatedly press it without less it actually close to shake off the pee, & then I can let it close & it will stuff my penis back in on its own. So I don't even have to wash my hands when I go pee. It even has a back door for when I have to go poop!

by Definitively Cool November 16, 2023

out of arm experience

When you can't feel or move your arm at all so it's like your soul left your arm but not the rest of your body.

I had an out of arm experience when I woke up this morning. It was as if my soul left my arm but not the rest of my body.

Yeah, those are totally weird.

by Definitively Cool July 4, 2024

bagx

Not quite a bag, but not quite a box either. Somewhere in-between.

I got a bagx of cookies at the store.

by Definitively Cool October 19, 2023