lmasfo

Laughing my ass so far off.

Person: Looks at hilarious meme on Reddit.
Same person: Laughs their ass so far off.
Same person: Comments "lmasfo".

by Definitively Cool March 31, 2025

lined

When a number is "raised" to the power of 1.

Five lined equals five.

by Definitively Cool January 16, 2024

greenbrain

Someone that suffers from severe brainrot.

Never watch a movie with that greenbrain. He will start doing something else & barely paying attention within 30 seconds, & then he'll start talking about Ohio skibidi toilet rizz.

by Definitively Cool December 27, 2023

Reverse-procrastinate

Keep putting off something fun an excessive number of times so that you can be happier in the future.

I reverse-procrastinated eating my ice-cream for so long that it got freezer burn.

by Definitively Cool October 08, 2023

Carotch

Underwear, a crotch garage.

I have an advanced carotch, where when I have to pee, I can press a button to automatically open the carotch door in such that my penis is positioned perfectly to pee with no hands, & then I can repeatedly press it without less it actually close to shake off the pee, & then I can let it close & it will stuff my penis back in on its own. So I don't even have to wash my hands when I go pee. It even has a back door for when I have to go poop!

by Definitively Cool November 16, 2023

udder crap

What happens when a cow poops from its udder. Usually a misspelling of utter crap.

The original sprites in my texture pack were udder crap. I just fixed them. I really should have earlier.

So they literally looked like thin poop covered in milk?

by Definitively Cool December 11, 2023

ressert

Can mean either bonus dessert, or the problem with eating pressert without also eating dessert where you get resserted by the savory food & end up have to go to bed still sserty.

I got dessert at the restaurant but there was also still some leftover cake, so I got to have ressert.

The dessert looked so good that I couldn't wait until after dinner to eat it, so I ate it as pressert. But then because of that I got resserted by the dinner & ended up having to go to bed still sserty.

by Definitively Cool August 16, 2024