Definitively Cool's definitions

lmasfo

Laughing my ass so far off.

Person: Looks at hilarious meme on Reddit.
Same person: Laughs their ass so far off.
Same person: Comments "lmasfo".

by Definitively Cool March 31, 2025

ressert

Can mean either bonus dessert, or the problem with eating pressert without also eating dessert where you get resserted by the savory food & end up have to go to bed still sserty.

I got dessert at the restaurant but there was also still some leftover cake, so I got to have ressert.

The dessert looked so good that I couldn't wait until after dinner to eat it, so I ate it as pressert. But then because of that I got resserted by the dinner & ended up having to go to bed still sserty.

by Definitively Cool August 16, 2024

out of arm experience

When you can't feel or move your arm at all so it's like your soul left your arm but not the rest of your body.

I had an out of arm experience when I woke up this morning. It was as if my soul left my arm but not the rest of my body.

Yeah, those are totally weird.

by Definitively Cool July 4, 2024

just a bagel

When all the icing on a donut gets peeled off by the bag, so it's basically just a bagel now.

I went & got donuts & put 1 in a bag to take home, but I opened the bag only to find out that now it's just a bagel.

by Definitively Cool January 18, 2024

lined

When a number is "raised" to the power of 1.

Five lined equals five.

by Definitively Cool January 16, 2024

onajisekai

Isekai but without the reincarnation/summoning/etc. What, "That's just normal fantasy."? What do you mean, "fantasy"? That's not even a word! You really should stop having onajisekais about words that don't exist.

Quite surprisingly, old records prove that onajisekai actually predates isekai.

by Definitively Cool January 8, 2024

greenbrain

Someone that suffers from severe brainrot.

Never watch a movie with that greenbrain. He will start doing something else & barely paying attention within 30 seconds, & then he'll start talking about Ohio skibidi toilet rizz.

by Definitively Cool December 27, 2023