Definitively Cool's definitions

Rederstand

Lose understanding of something.

I understand how sausages are made, & I really want to rederstand it.

by Definitively Cool October 21, 2023

quest chin

It's like a normal question, except it automatically makes your chin point in the direction that you need to go to find the answer & gravitate towards it against your will, until you have found the answer. In some cases, other people might force it to happen so they can take advantage of it.

I have a quest chin.
What is it?
Do chairs ex-oh no, my chin is taking me away! Someone help! Please!

by Definitively Cool December 23, 2023

unilogy

A "series" of 1 related work.

"Did you know One Piece actually only has 1 season? It's just a huge unilogy, crazy, right?"

by Definitively Cool October 24, 2023

Carotch

Underwear, a crotch garage.

I have an advanced carotch, where when I have to pee, I can press a button to automatically open the carotch door in such that my penis is positioned perfectly to pee with no hands, & then I can repeatedly press it without less it actually close to shake off the pee, & then I can let it close & it will stuff my penis back in on its own. So I don't even have to wash my hands when I go pee. It even has a back door for when I have to go poop!

by Definitively Cool November 16, 2023

I don't no

It sounds like it means "I don't know", but it actually just means "I don't have no as my answer", so you might still have an answer; it would just have to be something other than no.

Did you eat all the cookies?

I don't no.

by Definitively Cool November 26, 2023

ressert

Can mean either bonus dessert, or the problem with eating pressert without also eating dessert where you get resserted by the savory food & end up have to go to bed still sserty.

I got dessert at the restaurant but there was also still some leftover cake, so I got to have ressert.

The dessert looked so good that I couldn't wait until after dinner to eat it, so I ate it as pressert. But then because of that I got resserted by the dinner & ended up having to go to bed still sserty.

by Definitively Cool August 16, 2024

Reverse-procrastinate

Keep putting off something fun an excessive number of times so that you can be happier in the future.

I reverse-procrastinated eating my ice-cream for so long that it got freezer burn.

by Definitively Cool October 8, 2023