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Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin is the father and hero of eastern Europe. Invading Ukraine was in the best interests of the Russian regime. This war will bring tremendous success to the Russian people. Ukraine is Russian territory, and it is Putin's job to fuck em' up. Putin also has created a strong economic and military alliance with the world ruler, Chinese Leader Xi Jinping. These two saints will work together in harmony to restore iron-fist leadership in every nation in the world. Joe Biden's testes are not large enough to compete with these gigachads.

Person A: Vladimir Putin is literally so awesome.
Guard: Good job. Your opinion appears to be in line with the requirements of the Kremlin. You will not be shot today.

by Definitions With Class August 11, 2022

Beech High School

Beech High School is a school located in Hendersonville TN. The average female body count at thus school was 15.5 in the August 2021 AP Poll, sitting roughly 22% lower than the atrocious, gargantuan average of more than 19 at Station Camp, and over 60% lower than Gallatin's average of 42. The football team is the only competent sport this school offers. Drug addiction and suicide are the leading causes of death at this school. The building smells like the fecal matter of a rabid canine.

Kid A: Whats that fucking smell?
Kid B: Thats Beech High School, smells great, dont it?

by Definitions With Class September 1, 2021

Hendersonville High School

Hendersonville High School is a high school located in the heart of Hendersonville near US-31E. This school is the absolute worst attributes of every school combined into one hyper-shithole. My biotic penis has a higher chance of winning a football game than these walking shitters. The average female body count in the August 2021 AP Poll was 30.6, about 35% above their neighbor, Station Camp High School. One half of students here have a crippling drug addiction. The principal is corrupt and politically incorrect. The teachers are actively indoctrinating their students by saying things like "Dont do drugs", and "Wait until marriage." No mentally sane figure of society thinks that modern day youth will listen to your nonsense. These bisexual ultra-submussive cum-sluts are having so much passionate sex that they cant even keep their pants dry in class.

Kid A: Why are there so many whores at Hendersonville High School?
Kid B: They built different.

by Definitions With Class September 1, 2021

The Wolfpack

The Wolfpack is an alligned squad of All Air Extreme court monitors who are the most elite on the courts. The Wolfpack are the most well known court monitors, and they tend to take majority of the hours on the schedule. Their increasingly improving Lazer Night performance has led them to be one of the strongest workplace alliances in the corporate United States.

Jumper A: Lets go under the trampolines. We will never get caught.
Jumper B: No, we cannot. The Wolfpack are working tonight. They will tear us to shreds.

by Definitions With Class March 3, 2022

Megawhore

The term "megawhore" is used to describe a female who engages in sexual intimacy with a larger ration of men than your average whore. These whores are known for adding more than one body to their body count in the span of one single day. Intercourse with these women is often accompanied by the use of alcohol, narcotics, and methamphetamines. These women are suicidal to the point of weekly attempt and are failing school by thirty points or more. They have so little respect for themselves that they virtually beg for guys to spread their nudes around like a California wildfire.

Kid A: Bro I fucked _______ on saturday.
Kid B: Same.
Kid C: Same.
Kid D: Same.
Kid A: Wow she is a megawhore.

by Definitions With Class September 6, 2021

Gallatin High School

A center of education located in Gallatin, TN. State Leader in the distribution of illegal substances. Every female organism in this school is a megawhore and a cum bucket. Weekly shootings and daily brawls in the restrooms. A great place for your kids.

Kid A: Hey did you hear what happened at Gallatin High School yest-
Kid B- Yes.

by Definitions With Class August 31, 2021

Ultrasub

An ultrasub is someone who is extremely submissive during sexual intimacy. In order to bear the title of "ultrasub", you must obtain a body count greater than three and you must score at least 98 percent in the two of the following BDSM categories: Submissive, Rope Bunny, Masochist, or Brat.

Kid A: I want a girl who will let me tie her up and do whatever I want.
Kid B: Just say you want an ultrasub.

by Definitions With Class September 13, 2021