Definitions by Deep blue 2012

foreskin theft 

When a baby or child is circumcised when they are too young to decide for themselves.

I would enjoy sex more if it wasn't for foreskin theft.

foreskin theft by Deep blue 2012 July 29, 2009

Taser fun 

The joy that police feel when then taser someone.

the police were having some taser fun down town.

Taser fun by Deep blue 2012 July 29, 2009

Redette 

A woman with red hair.

Look at that hot redette.

Redette by Deep blue 2012 July 27, 2009

see this you can't have it cover 

A magazine cover with a beautiful woman on the cover that you would like to fuck but you can't because its just a photo.
" Look at this magazine with this beautiful woman on the cover. wouldn't you like to fuck her? But you can't because it's just a photo. and she lives miles and miles and miles and miles and miles away. And if you did meet her she wouldn't let you touch her with a ten foot pole. But you can buy our magazine, thats almost as good".
Shit!!

This see this you can't have it cover hurts.

see this you can't have it cover by Deep Blue 2012 July 24, 2009

song lie 

A song in which you know the singer dosen't mean it.
for example " oh, baby lets make love all night long", you know if you were to meet them they wouldn't let you touch them with a ten foot pole.

I get tird of these song lies.

song lie by Deep Blue 2012 July 24, 2009

Porn smarts 

knowing about all things sexual. The most effective contracepion, love, relationships, sex toys ect. contrary to popular to what many think most porn stars are not dumb, some having a high I.Q.

I got to get a date with lisa she's got porn smarts.

Porn smarts by Deep Blue 2012 July 22, 2009

stained glass ass 

A fundalmentalist that tries to force there belief on other people.

No matter what that stained glass ass says I know that the bible is better not taken literally.

stained glass ass by Deep Blue 2012 July 22, 2009