armadildo

A dildo with all of the traits of an armadillo. It has an outer layer made of bone and a long pointy head with teeth. It is nocturnal and moves very fast. They can not operate in cold climates.

On a hot southern night, when the sun goes down, you can hear the Whipperwills and the hum of armadildos in the air.

by Deborah Lee July 01, 2006

924

code for a gay person with dyslexia.

"Bruce has dyslexia"
"How do you know that he has dyslexia?
"He told me that he knew he was 924 since he was eleven"

by Deborah Lee July 18, 2006

muleyheaded

When someone is being stubborn.

I wanted Billy Bob to throw the ball to the inside but he was being muleyheaded.

by Deborah Lee June 04, 2006

like Grant took Richmond

something that happens really fast. You do not want to say this in the south, because it brings back bad memories.

They beat the Yankee from New York up like Grant took Richmond.

by Deborah Lee July 19, 2006

dirka dirka

The man with the turban that works at the gas station.

Everytime I pay $3.05 cents for a gallon of gas I feel like telling the dirka dirka behind the counter to go ^%&^ himself.

by Deborah Lee June 03, 2006

mexican air-conditioning

When you open the door with out any screens to let the cool air in the house because you do not have air-conditioning.

The trailer's front door was wide open letting in all of the flys from the chicken farm where he was a migrant worker,to let in the fresh air because mexican air-conditioning was better than none at all.

by Deborah Lee June 03, 2006

testiculectomy

the vicarious sacrifice of losing ones balls. Can happen at work, in a relationship or while playing sports.

Chris had a testiculectomy preformed when he was holding his girlfriend's purse at the mall.

by Deborah Lee April 30, 2007