Way Cool Jr.

Oh
Oh

New kid in town
Got fancy clothes
Old T-Bird car, baby
And you can tell your nose
He said, "Where is all the action in this town?"

Stop working on the women
It's on real slick
Heard enough about sin, girl
Gonna make it stick
Hey! What makes him so special anyhow?

She said, "So good lookin', that's a fact
Steel guitars run across his back"
The girls all know he's Way Cool Jr.

Check him out on his good side

Heard he came from Memphis
Somewhere down south
Started hangin' with the blues crowd
That's how he got that crazy sound
What is all this talkin' goin' round?

She said, "So good lookin', turns me on"
Out all night, keeps me up 'til dawn"
The girls all know he's Way Cool

You know you can't have fire without the flame
Can't keep the fortune without the pain
That's how he makes it when he's on his own
Way Cool Jr.
You don't live it up or never live it down
Way Cool Jr.
He's the hottest thing to ever hit this town

Go man go

She said, "So good lookin' and that's a fact
Steel guitar scratched off the back"
Everybody knows it's Way Cool Jr.

You know you can't have fire without the flame
Can't keep the fortune without the pain
That's how he makes it when he's on his own

Way Cool Jr.
Always comin' 'round the bend
Way Cool Jr.
He's gonna live it up or never live it down
Way Cool Jr.
by Death Menace June 10, 2022
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Maybe I should get Tattoos

Maybe I should get Tattoos. Particularly on my arms.

Everybody seems to be doing this these days. I just want to look cool.

(UD Jews, talkin to you guys..again.)
by Death Menace June 21, 2023
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Welcome to the Jungle

Oh my god
Jump
Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games
We got everything you want honey, we know the names
We are the people that can find whatever you may need
If you got the money, honey, we got your disease
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your sha-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n knees, knees
Mwah, I, I wanna watch you bleed
Welcome to the jungle, we take it day by day
If you want it you're gonna bleed but it's the price to pay
And you're a very sexy girl who's very hard to please
You can taste the bright lights but you won't get there for free
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my, my serpentine
Ooh, ah, I want to hear you scream
Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day
You learn to live like an animal in the jungle where we play
If you got a hunger for what you see you'll take it eventually
You can have anything you want but you better not take it from me
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your sha-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-knees, knees
Mwah, I'm gonna watch you bleed
And when you're high, you never ever wanna come down
So down, so down, so down, yeah
You know where you are?
You're in the jungle, baby, you're gonna die
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your sha-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-knees, knees
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my my, serpentine
Jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your sha-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-knees, knees
Down In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to you
It's gonna bring you down, huh
by Death Menace July 11, 2023
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All American Man

Yeah

Mama told me, "Your lady's lookin' for another man"

I never worry, there ain't a need for me to take no stand

I got my reasons, the things I do are better left unsaid

I'm into pleasin', I do my talkin' with my hands instead

'Cause I can make some time

You got your ticket and you're lookin' fine

You're starin' at the band, you want to land

A six foot, hot look, all american man, yeah
I've been to Detroit, I've been to L.A. and I've seen St. Lou

I've had some good times, but I've been waitin' for a girl like you
'Cause I can make some time

You got your ticket and you're lookin' fine

You're starin' at the band, you want to land

A six foot, hot look, all american man, yeah

All American man
'Cause I can make some time

You got your ticket and you're lookin' fine

You're starin' at the band, you want to land

A six foot, hot look, all american man, a man
I'm a six foot, hot look, all american man, yeah
by Death Menace May 30, 2022
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Texas Tornado

You called me up from Amarillo, said you were coming to town
And thought I'd like to tell you hello, and drive an old friend around
I pulled up to the airport, confident and cool
But when you stepped off that plane, I knew I was your fool

My Little Texas Tornado, blowing me away again
I swore it wouldn't happen again, but I looked at you and then
I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind
You're blowing me away again
You're lying with me in Atlanta, it's such a beautiful lie
You play me like a piano, I always let you get by
I know I'll go through hell girl, when you find someone else
But right now I'm in heaven, and I can't help myself

I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind
You're blowing me away again
Texas Tornado
Blowing me away again, I swore it wouldn't happen again
But I look at you and then
I'm like a tumbleweed in a wild west Texas wind

Texas Tornado
by Death Menace July 18, 2022
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Also, Hitler is cool

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Slip of the Lip

I could take you wanted someone to call your own

Sweet sixteen, you couldn't see straight

You couldn't let go

Now you're eighteen and you barely make a sound

You're getting older, a little bolder

You're in the lost and found

All the way you say you'll take me

Any day you'll never break me

Slip slip

Slip of the lip

I like the way you move your hips

Loose lips

Sink ships

The way you move, you don't miss

I said I told ya, I'll get to know ya

We're goin' all the way

Move over, I'm gonna hold ya

To everything you say

And now I've showed you baby everything's okay

When I hold ya and when I show ya

You're gonna want to stay

All the way you say you'll take me

Any day you'll never break me

Slip slip

Slip of the lip

I like the way you move your hips

Loose lips

Sink ships

The way you move, you don't miss

Slip slip

Slip of the lip

I like the way you move your hips

Loose lips

Sink ships

The way you move, you don't miss

Slip

All the way you say you'll take me

Any day, well, nothing to say

You're so bad, your reputation

You know it's all the same

It's just a game
Slip slip

Slip of the lip

I like the way you move your hips

Loose lips

Sink ships

The way you move, you don't miss

Slip slip

Slip of the lip

I like the way you move your hips

Loose lips

Sink ships

The way you move, you don't miss

Slip slip

Slip of the lip
by Death Menace April 14, 2023
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