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Dangerous Bastard 

Girls, nooooow!
Girls, come on noooow-wow-wow-wow!
Lemme see ya!!
Yeah I'm a dangerous bastard and I'm bullet-proof
I tell ya liiiiife is a lesson look, sometimes I get flu...
A devil looks into my eye, and he makes my voice go ahhhhh!!
Is there nothing in his eye, God I need to know...
Is it true, you like my curls? Do you think we look like girls?
Would it cause a sexual block if you saw, our, great, big socks!
Lemme see ya!!
I keep drivin' faster! Going through the roof!
I wanna ruuuuun a delicatessen love that don't make me a proof...
Action, camera, lipstic lights, I fit in mercede's tights
No-one knows I play guitar wearing her red bra
Is it true you like my curls? Do you think we look like girls?
Would it cause a sexual block if you saw, our, great, big socks!

Dangerous Bastard

I Can’t Drive 55 

One foot on the brake and one on the gas, hey!
Well, there's too much traffic, I can't pass, no!
So I tried my best illegal move
Well, baby, black and white come and touched my groove again!

Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55! Oh No!

Uh!
So I signed my name on number 24, hey!
Yeah the judge said, "Boy, just one more...
We're gonna throw your ass in the city joint"

Looked me in the eye, said, "You get my point?"
I said Yea!, Oh yea!
Write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive

Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55!
Oh, yea!

I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
Uh!
When I drive that slow, you know it's hard to steer.
And I can't get get my care out of second gear.
What used to take two hours now takes all day. Huh!
It took me 16 hours to get to L.A.

Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I Can’t Drive 55!
No, no no,

I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive 55!

Hot For Teacher 

(Oh, wow, man, I said
Wait a second, man
What do you think the teacher's gonna look like this year?
Fuck man!)
Oh yeah, t-t-teacher stop that screamin'
Teacher don't you see? Don't wanna be no uptown fool
Maybe I should go to hell but I am doing well
Teacher needs to see me after school
I think of all the education that I've missed
But then my homework was never quite like this
Ow! Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for teacher
I've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for teacher
(Hey, I heard you missed us, we're back!
I brought my pencil
Give me something to write on, man
Whoa)
I heard about your lessons but lessons are so cold
I didn't know about this school
Little girl from Cherry Lawn, how can you be so bold?
How did you know that golden rule?
I think of all the education that I've missed
But then my homework was never quite like this
Whoa! Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for teacher
I've got it bad, so bad
I'm hot for teacher, woh
(Oh man, I think the clock is slow
What are you doin' this weekend?
I don't feel tardy
Class dismissed)
Ooh, yeah
I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm hot for teacher
Whoa
Oh! Yes I'm hot
Oh my God!
Whoo!
I'm sin

Done in water
You might be over him

He's somebody's daughter
As far as is well known

Send me a black one

Muzzled in a big fat one

Open with a castrate

Mystery man

He sits here with father
We seem so in love too

Open up a cat skin

White with a pretty hand

Wish the little beast gone

Half-made man

Elvis had a daughter

Not half-boned siksura
Heavy Betty big bone

Little Kitty big bone

I'm not sweetly
Give me one

Eat more with your collar
Calling me a man

Time is a big one

Lonely and a bit of fun

Mystery and hopeless

Happens with the palm trees

And she makes me want to see

Bring the kid and carry me

Rig it with the closeness

Hang my bones.

Lizzy
Lizzy by Death Menace July 2, 2023

Whole Lotta Love 

You need cooling
Baby I'm not fooling
I'm gonna send ya
Back to schooling
A-way down inside
A-honey you need it
I'm gonna give you my love
I'm gonna give you my love
Want to whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
You've been learning
Um baby I been learning
All them good times baby, baby
I've been year-yearning
A-way, way down inside
A-honey you need-ah
I'm gonna give you my love, ah
I'm gonna give you my love, ah oh
Whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
You've been cooling
And baby I've been drooling
All the good times, baby
I've been misusing
A-way, way down inside
I'm gonna give ya my love
I'm gonna give ya every inch of my love
I'm gonna give ya my love
Hey!
Alright! Let's go!
Whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
Want to whole lotta love
Way down inside
Woman, you need, yeah
Love
My, my, my, my
My, my, my, my
Lord
Shake for me girl
I wanna be your backdoor man
Hey, oh, hey, oh
Hey, oh, hey, oh
Ooh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Cool, my, my baby

A-keep it cooling baby
A-keep it cooling baby
Ah-keep it cooling baby
Ah-keep it cooling baby
Ah-keep it cooling baby

In the Heat of the Night 

Steely eyes of a silvery people
Walk behind me, with evil intent.
Up to the tower, I stand alone
Stripped of rank before a throne I am sent.

What befalls us in the heat of the night?
What befalls us in the heat of the night?

Before long, behind adamantine doors,
I taste of the wine of their joy.
Through delirium of a tortured mind
Her face gave me strength to this day.
What befalls us in the heat of the night?
What befalls us in the heat of the night?
In the heat of the night

But love deceived me, and in my despair
I recalled the ring once again
Born of Sorrow my cunning revives me,
And I took them with me enchained

What befalls us in the heat of the night?
What befalls us in the heat of the night?
In the heat of the night

Yankee Rose 

David, what?
Where are you at?
Well, let me roll up on to the sidewalk and take a look, yes
Whoa, she's beautiful
I'm talking about a Yankee Rose
And she looks wild, wild, wild, wild
Are you ready for the new sensation?
Well, here's the shot heard 'round the world
All you back room boys salute when her flag unfurls
Well, guess who's back in circulation?
Now, I don't know what you may have heard
But what I need right now's the original good time girl
She's a vision from coast to coast (coast to coast)
Sea to shining sea (sea to shining sea)
Hey sister, you're the perfect host (perfect host)
Show me your bright lights
In your city lights, alright
I'm talkin' 'bout the Yankee Rose
Bright lights in your city lights, alright
I'm talkin' 'bout it
When she walks, watch, the sparks will fly
Firecrackin' on the fourth of July
No sad songs tonight, something's in the air (it will be like cancer)
A real state of independence
So pretty when her rockets glare
Still provin' any night that her flag's still there
She's a vision from coast to coast (coast to coast)
Sea to shining sea (sea to shining sea)
Hey sister, you're the perfect host (make a toast)
Show me your bright lights
In your city lights, alright
I'm talkin' 'bout the Yankee Rose
Bright lights in your city lights, alright
I'm in love with the Yankee Rose
Ah, she's beautiful, alright
Mmm, nothin' like her in the whole world
Yeah
She's right on time, I'm on the case
Pick up the phone, no time to waste
She got the beat
And here's a little bit comin' your way
Raise 'em up there, let's see who salutes, baby
Little bit, little bit, little bit higher
Here's the mast, swing 'em from here
I wanna get a little bit of apple pie, man
Bright lights, city lights
Bright lights, city lights
Bright lights, city lights
Yankee Rose by Death Menace June 30, 2023