Dean's definitions

that's the way the cookie crumbles

From the movie 'Bruce Almighty' means that is they way it is, some things just happens, you roll your dice and pay your price ect.

Why does it always rain when I go to a baseball game?
That's the way the cookie crumbles

by Dean May 29, 2004

floodmatt

(n) 1. (derogatory) an exceptionally annoying internet personality, usually implying gayness in both senses: light-hearted and homosexual.

2. wears yellow suits.

3. a clown

That guy is such a floodmatt

by dean October 6, 2004

manpal

Another word for boyfriend.

"Are you that chic's boyfriend?"
"I prefer the term 'manpal'"

by Dean October 11, 2004

pieface

To take ones hand and push another person's face.

An open hand, covering another perons face like you threw a pie at them.

Mark was being a jerk, so I piefaced him and he fell to his knees.

by Dean November 12, 2004

selectively active

a word invented my myself bout a year ago... its the niecst way or saying you're lazy

- im hungry
- go eat
- food's too far away... i need a butler
- lazy butt
- im not lazy..... im selectively active

by Dean December 4, 2004

mountie

A slang term for the RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police). One of the world's most well known police forces.

They are known for their bright red uniforms, but unkown to most people, those uniforms aren't actually used in every day work.. They are FORMAL dress

Hide the weed dude, here come the mounties

by Dean December 11, 2003

Schlong

Another word for penis or cock or wang, can be used as asshole or buttmuncher, overall a very flexible, somewhat sexual word.

Robert, quit being such a schlong!

by Dean February 9, 2004