Daz's definitions

Clatt

To have sexual relations with a certain person. Shag. Bonk.

How nice is she!? I'd love to clatt her Bovobuar thogg. however she's plain Fexy, I don't stand a chance.

I clatt her all night last night, and when I woke up this morning we Clatt again!

He lied, he said she Clatt him.

Do you want to clatt me?

by Daz September 22, 2004

fadgehammer

The art of hammering fadge

I got fadgehammered last night, i cant walk now

by daz December 18, 2004

Dorigo

To be really overrated in any situation.

Named after footballer Tony Dorigo.

Everyone said the band that were playing tonight were amazing, I thought they were Dorigo.

Have you heard from Julie? She said her lay last night was Dorigo.

by Daz September 22, 2004

Football Factory

A movie bible to all young chavs on their future lives, violence and drugs. Follows the lifes of football hooligans covered in yes, you guessed it, Burberry and shit Parka's.

Film that has more swearing that a series of the Osbournes.

White Boy Jemal: "Hey Bruv! Did ya watch The Football Factory"

Dave: Yeah course, innit, bruv, its safe.

White Boy Jemal: Fuckin top notch weren't it

Dave: Fuck yeah bitch, I'll fuckin kick your head you muggy little cunt.

White Boy Jemal: Fuck that for a laugh.

by Daz January 24, 2005

7 n 1/2

the magical numba
this is the reason the universe exisists

this ruler is 7 n 1/2 inces long
it is 1/2 past 7
how meny times hav i walked down this street ( 7 n 1/2 )
... and so on

by daz March 29, 2004

zergling

Sexiest alien ever. A six-limbed raptor bristling with scythes. Great for eviscerating marines, but sucks against fire and energy swords. A very popular creature from Starcraft.

Nydus to base + mass zerglings + full upgrades = cheapest. win. ever.

by Daz April 14, 2005

Voller

Owning hair and/or Facial hair that frankly looks bollock poor.

Instantly you could tell he was a nobhead just by his Voller.

Look at the Voller on him! He looks like he's been combing his hair with a flymo!

by Daz September 22, 2004