Dawn Davenport's definitions

one upper

An annoying person who responds to hearing someone else’s experience or problem by immediately telling a similar story about themselves with a much more fantastic (or terrible) outcome.

Person: I got to meet James Hetfield before the concert and I got his autograph.
One Upper: Yeah, well my cousin knows the head of security for Metallica, and he got us front row tickets to the show and then we went backstage and met the whole group. Then they invited us back to their hotel room and we partied with them all night.

Person: I have a a dislocated knee.
One Upper: Yeah, well last summer I broke my leg in four places and had to have a steel pin inserted. I also had to have surgery done on my knee to repair the torn ligaments. I was on crutches for almost two months.

by Dawn Davenport December 1, 2004

feeming

also spelled "feemin'". an intense craving for a drug (most commonly marijuana) when none is available. see also jonesin.

"It's dry right now, and we are all totally feeming".

by Dawn Davenport October 25, 2004

nose hit

The smoking of the last bit of a marijuana cigarette through inhalation by nose when the joint is too small to hit by mouth without burning one's lips. This is usually done when the joint is on a roach clip and there is no pipe available to place it in, and the quantity of marijuana available at the time is so limited that every crumb counts.

"It's almost cashed, but you can still get a nose hit."

by Dawn Davenport October 25, 2004

okie toke

A word used to describe very low quality marijuana, implying that it was grown in an Oklahoma backyard.

"This okie toke is so awful, I'll have to smoke half the bag just to catch a buzz."

by Dawn Davenport October 25, 2004

spat

An unwelcome online advertising solicitation placed in a chat room, containing a link to a website offering services such as pornography, money-making scams, prescription drug sales, etc. The links may also be used to spread viruses and spyware.

See also spam and spim.

Hey everybody! <Click here> to find out how to make $5000 a week from your own home! It worked for me!

by Dawn Davenport February 3, 2005

straight bait

a word used to describe a homosexual who appears and acts heterosexual, and attracts attention and advances from persons of the opposite sex.

example: Latin pop sensation Ricky Martin.

by Dawn Davenport October 25, 2004

impregnated

a marijuana cigarette that is poorly rolled, with tapered ends and a rounded enlarged middle section. usually the work of an inexperienced (or already intoxicated) joint roller.

origin is usually credited to Cypress Hill's classic song "Roll It Up, Light It Up, Smoke It Up".

by Dawn Davenport October 25, 2004