Davo's definitions

Sidewinder

1. In tenpin bowling, a gutter ball.
2. A person who is well-known for often sending down such gutter balls.
(Also: Sidey, Winder)

Oh no, Sidey's sent down another Winder.

by Davo October 13, 2003

Beef

when gays fuck, i.e. poo jam, or pound thier lightsabers in the stank cave

them gays keep beefin it up

by davo January 11, 2005

hockle

North East dialect for spit, saliva

The pavement was covered in hockle

by Davo February 16, 2003

cathedrate

Verb. To throw a chair (at someone).

In his more atrabilious moods, Sidewinder would attempt to cathedrate those around him.

by Davo October 13, 2003

eporleum

A sport invented in 2003 involving the gonads of the male sex, where he (e.g. the jackass) must reciprocate his balls up and down the rough bark of a tree (pref. maple).
If the man loses (as in, his balls fall off), then he must seek emergency treatment and possibly a sex change.

Once the man went to the woods to eporleate, he never returned to sanity.

by Davo March 26, 2004

Winder

Abbreviation of 'Sidewinder'
Abbreviation of wordSidewinder
1. In tenpin bowling, a gutter ball.
2. A person who is well-known for often sending down such gutter balls.
(Also: Sidewinder, Winder)

Oh no, another Winder. Maybe Sidey should try bowling like Special.

by Davo October 13, 2003

choke strap

1. A jock strap that is too tight to be allowed.

2. A jock strap that traces its origins to the numbchucks as street brawl weapons

1. The man's choke strap turned damp and scarlet after much strenuous exercise.

2. There were 3 guys in an alley way. One guy had a gun. One guy had a knife. They got their asses kicked by the guy with the choke strap.

by Davo April 9, 2004