1. Any long act of ejaculating(skeeting) as in an orgy.
2. The Skeet Saga is the epic and legendary story of the Great Skeet Friends and all that was happening around them. Skeet Magee was the main part of this epic story. The saga includes everything from masturbating, skeeting, ejaculating , dropping deuces, crapping, feces, playing baseball, untying knots, racing, easing racial tensions, rodent love making, to seals raping penguins.
The Most Important event in the Skeet Saga is the battle of Mount SkeetMore. In the Saga there was an ongoing feud between the Deuce Droppers(bad) and the Skeet Friends(good). In the end the Skeet Friends prevailed and all was well, for at least 5 minutes. Deputy Deuce decided to be a D Bag and crapped on Skeety Gonzales as they left the mountain, needless to say Skeety was Td off. Other characters include: Sonic the Deucehog, the Deuce Runner, Winnie the pooh, Pikadeuce, Mr Hankey, Turd Sandwich, Giant Deuce, Ass Deuce'em, Skeetymon, Deucey McFinnigan, Skeetasaurus Rex, Skeetzilla, Spider Skeet, DeucerMan, Harry Pooper, Dumbledeuce, Frodo Skeetans, Gandolf the Skeet white, Doctor Octoskeetopus, Luke Skeetwalker, Darth Deucer, and of course Mel Gibson.
2. The Skeet Saga is the epic and legendary story of the Great Skeet Friends and all that was happening around them. Skeet Magee was the main part of this epic story. The saga includes everything from masturbating, skeeting, ejaculating , dropping deuces, crapping, feces, playing baseball, untying knots, racing, easing racial tensions, rodent love making, to seals raping penguins.
The Most Important event in the Skeet Saga is the battle of Mount SkeetMore. In the Saga there was an ongoing feud between the Deuce Droppers(bad) and the Skeet Friends(good). In the end the Skeet Friends prevailed and all was well, for at least 5 minutes. Deputy Deuce decided to be a D Bag and crapped on Skeety Gonzales as they left the mountain, needless to say Skeety was Td off. Other characters include: Sonic the Deucehog, the Deuce Runner, Winnie the pooh, Pikadeuce, Mr Hankey, Turd Sandwich, Giant Deuce, Ass Deuce'em, Skeetymon, Deucey McFinnigan, Skeetasaurus Rex, Skeetzilla, Spider Skeet, DeucerMan, Harry Pooper, Dumbledeuce, Frodo Skeetans, Gandolf the Skeet white, Doctor Octoskeetopus, Luke Skeetwalker, Darth Deucer, and of course Mel Gibson.
"I banged 6 girls last night all simultaneously, needless to say, it was the greatest Skeet Saga of my whole life"
The legendary skeet saga painted a town and Mount rushmore in feces, and semen. Needless to say, it was one fantastic time.
The legendary skeet saga painted a town and Mount rushmore in feces, and semen. Needless to say, it was one fantastic time.
by David Skeet Jr. May 06, 2008
The Deuce Droppers were the enemies of the legendary Skeet Friends. The Deuce Droppers were a group of friends that went around town and took craps in public. They wanted to create as much havoc as they could, and get as many new members as they could. The Deuce Droppers were against ejaculating in public, and for Dropping Deuces in public. There mission was to paint the town with Feces.
The Deuce Droppers played an important part in the Skeet Saga. The founder and leader of the deuce droppers was Deputy Deuce, and Deucie Griffin. There were also many other characters in the Deuce Droppers. The Deuce Droppers fought the Skeet Friends on Mount Skeetmore (Originally called Mount Rushmore, but come on thats a gay name. However the Skeet Friends prevailed.
The Deuce Droppers played an important part in the Skeet Saga. The founder and leader of the deuce droppers was Deputy Deuce, and Deucie Griffin. There were also many other characters in the Deuce Droppers. The Deuce Droppers fought the Skeet Friends on Mount Skeetmore (Originally called Mount Rushmore, but come on thats a gay name. However the Skeet Friends prevailed.
Deuce Droppers took S***** in public, and other than that they didnt do s*** (No pun intended...Mutha F*****).
by David Skeet Jr. May 04, 2008
Mount Skeetmore is the legendary mountain where the Skeet Friends had an epic battle against their enemies, the Deuce Droppers. The battle had nothing to do with fighting though, all they did was do what they were good at. The Skeet Friends masturbated and squirted semen on their opponents, and the deuce droppers crapped on their opponent. It was an even, and disgusting, fight but in the end the Deuce Droppers were sticky and covered in semen and the Skeet Friends prevailed. There were no fatalities, but it was not a pretty site.
The Skeet Friends and the Deuce Droppers both felt that what the other did was wrong. The Skeet Friends masturbated and ejaculated in public, and the Deuce Droppers dropped their pants and dropped deuces (Crapped) in public. However the Deuce Droppers were less liked because they made the place stink. The Skeet Friends just made the place sticky, but their goal was to promote peace. All the Deuce Droppers did was get people mad. The leader of the Skeet Friends was Skeet Magee, and the leader of the deuce droppers was Deputy Deuce.
The Skeet Friends and the Deuce Droppers both felt that what the other did was wrong. The Skeet Friends masturbated and ejaculated in public, and the Deuce Droppers dropped their pants and dropped deuces (Crapped) in public. However the Deuce Droppers were less liked because they made the place stink. The Skeet Friends just made the place sticky, but their goal was to promote peace. All the Deuce Droppers did was get people mad. The leader of the Skeet Friends was Skeet Magee, and the leader of the deuce droppers was Deputy Deuce.
Mount SkeetMore would have been named Mount Deucemore if the Deuce Droppers would have beat the Skeet Friends.
(Farnsworth, after walking into a McDonalds bathroom covered in feces, and semen from the floor to the ceiling)
"Oh my god, I declare Mount Skeetmore on this bathroom!!! ahhhh!!!" (Runs away crying)
(Farnsworth, after walking into a McDonalds bathroom covered in feces, and semen from the floor to the ceiling)
"Oh my god, I declare Mount Skeetmore on this bathroom!!! ahhhh!!!" (Runs away crying)
by David Skeet Jr. May 04, 2008
Gallons Per Mile
Refers to huge vehicles like SUV's gas usage that actually use up more than 1 gallon of gas for every mile. This is the opposite of Miles Per Gallon. With todays gas prices above 4 dollars per gallon if you still have a vehicle thats fuel usage is calculated in GPM you are literally getting raped at the gas pump.
Refers to huge vehicles like SUV's gas usage that actually use up more than 1 gallon of gas for every mile. This is the opposite of Miles Per Gallon. With todays gas prices above 4 dollars per gallon if you still have a vehicle thats fuel usage is calculated in GPM you are literally getting raped at the gas pump.
I currently own a Hummer Preparation H-3. I get a good 3 GPM, that means I can go 1 mile and use up 3 gallons of gas. In other words I get literally and metaphorically raped at every gas station.
by David Skeet Jr. May 18, 2008
1. A Premature Ejaculator
2. A Boy who develops early, thus intern is able to skeet earlier. The maximum age for an early skeeter is arguable. Some say the maximum age is 12, others 14. Skeet Magee (the most famous skeeter of all time) is a classic example of an Early Skeeter. Skeet Magee was able to skeet at age 12, though some say that he was born with the ability to skeet, making him the earliest skeeter of all time by at least 10 years.
2. A Boy who develops early, thus intern is able to skeet earlier. The maximum age for an early skeeter is arguable. Some say the maximum age is 12, others 14. Skeet Magee (the most famous skeeter of all time) is a classic example of an Early Skeeter. Skeet Magee was able to skeet at age 12, though some say that he was born with the ability to skeet, making him the earliest skeeter of all time by at least 10 years.
Bob: "My son Timmy succesfully masturbated today!!!"
Jones: "Dude, 1st of all thats nasty"
Bob: "Come on man, hes only 12 years old!!"
Jones: "Damn...thats incredible I forgot he was that young"
Bob: "Yup my Timmy is an Early Skeeter "
Jones: "Your sons a regular F****** Skeet Magee!"
Bob: "Well I didnt say all that, I mean Skeet Magee is a F****** legend man, my son is a pansy"
Jones: "Dude, 1st of all thats nasty"
Bob: "Come on man, hes only 12 years old!!"
Jones: "Damn...thats incredible I forgot he was that young"
Bob: "Yup my Timmy is an Early Skeeter "
Jones: "Your sons a regular F****** Skeet Magee!"
Bob: "Well I didnt say all that, I mean Skeet Magee is a F****** legend man, my son is a pansy"
by David Skeet Jr. March 12, 2008
The act of skeet magee is to do something amazing by way of skeeting. Just like the famous Skeet Magee untied a gigantic knot by dropping huge skeet loads on it. He also hit a baseball 200 ft. with just one high powered skeet shot, anyone else who has tried this has been seriously injured (think about it, a baseball coming straight at ur meat at 70 mph...).
Skeet Magee was a famous kid who grew up in the 50s and 60s. Noone knows if the kid was real or just a legend. Skeet Magee is best known for ejaculating in public, he also untied a gigantic knot by dropping huge skeet loads on it to moisten it, he won a huge supply of pizza by untying it. The onlookers were amazed at the sheer size of his skeet loads. Skeet Magee also eased racism in the town by teaching the kids to ejaculate in public to promote peace. Skeet was not always accepted in the town, since ejaculating in public was unheard of in the 50s and 60s. He was insulted by a bully at school that told him "You dont know a cha cha from a waltz." apparently an insult at that time... Skeet Magee vanished in the late 60s. There has only been one alleged siting of him since then (he was the bum masturbating on the bus in a story told by Dave Chappelle, this has not been confirmed). Skeets' last words before leaving were "I came, I saw, I skeeted. I hope you will do the same"
Skeet Magee was a famous kid who grew up in the 50s and 60s. Noone knows if the kid was real or just a legend. Skeet Magee is best known for ejaculating in public, he also untied a gigantic knot by dropping huge skeet loads on it to moisten it, he won a huge supply of pizza by untying it. The onlookers were amazed at the sheer size of his skeet loads. Skeet Magee also eased racism in the town by teaching the kids to ejaculate in public to promote peace. Skeet was not always accepted in the town, since ejaculating in public was unheard of in the 50s and 60s. He was insulted by a bully at school that told him "You dont know a cha cha from a waltz." apparently an insult at that time... Skeet Magee vanished in the late 60s. There has only been one alleged siting of him since then (he was the bum masturbating on the bus in a story told by Dave Chappelle, this has not been confirmed). Skeets' last words before leaving were "I came, I saw, I skeeted. I hope you will do the same"
Dave: "Did you see the new Superman movie?"
Farnsworth: "Nah man, what happened"
Dave: "Superman stopped a speeding bullet by skeeting on it"
Farnsworth: "....Yeah right..."
Dave: "LOL nah man I wish..."
Farnsworth: "Skeet Magee himself would have been proud of that lol"
Farnsworth: "Nah man, what happened"
Dave: "Superman stopped a speeding bullet by skeeting on it"
Farnsworth: "....Yeah right..."
Dave: "LOL nah man I wish..."
Farnsworth: "Skeet Magee himself would have been proud of that lol"
by David Skeet Jr. March 12, 2008