1. A very pointless, unnecessary, and painful game: On a table are: a Large Rock (3+ pounds), New Extra-Coarse Sandpaper, and a large pair of Sharp Scissors. The game:
A Group of males sit around the table and masturbate in unison. "Rock...Paper...Scissors" is called out loud uniform to three pumps. At the end of the third pump a Rock, paper, or scissors hand gesture is made by each male, they must all be the same gesture in order to what gesture was made last 3 pumps (order rock, paper, scissors). If at anytime during the game a player uses a wrong hand gesture, that player loses and whatever hand gesture he used, he must use that object to harm his penis. If you ejaculate at any time during the game, you are disqualified. The object of the game is to last longer than any other player. You have to have good memory, or be a very early skeeter to play this game, or else you will leave with either a very deformed penis, or no penis at all. This game is much more unnecessary than soggy waffle.
A Group of males sit around the table and masturbate in unison. "Rock...Paper...Scissors" is called out loud uniform to three pumps. At the end of the third pump a Rock, paper, or scissors hand gesture is made by each male, they must all be the same gesture in order to what gesture was made last 3 pumps (order rock, paper, scissors). If at anytime during the game a player uses a wrong hand gesture, that player loses and whatever hand gesture he used, he must use that object to harm his penis. If you ejaculate at any time during the game, you are disqualified. The object of the game is to last longer than any other player. You have to have good memory, or be a very early skeeter to play this game, or else you will leave with either a very deformed penis, or no penis at all. This game is much more unnecessary than soggy waffle.
If you lose: Either you will have to drop the huge rock directly on your penis. Or you will have to wrap Coarse sandpaper around it and masturbate with it. Or you will have to cut your meat off with the scissors.
(In the showers)
Frank: "Jimbo, what the hell happened to your penis? it looks like a dying slim jim!!!?"
Jimbo: "I played a game of Rock Paper Scissors...needless to say, I lost, got the sandpaper..."
(In the showers)
Frank: "Jimbo, what the hell happened to your penis? it looks like a dying slim jim!!!?"
Jimbo: "I played a game of Rock Paper Scissors...needless to say, I lost, got the sandpaper..."
by David Skeet Jr. May 01, 2008
Mount Skeetmore is the legendary mountain where the Skeet Friends had an epic battle against their enemies, the Deuce Droppers. The battle had nothing to do with fighting though, all they did was do what they were good at. The Skeet Friends masturbated and squirted semen on their opponents, and the deuce droppers crapped on their opponent. It was an even, and disgusting, fight but in the end the Deuce Droppers were sticky and covered in semen and the Skeet Friends prevailed. There were no fatalities, but it was not a pretty site.
The Skeet Friends and the Deuce Droppers both felt that what the other did was wrong. The Skeet Friends masturbated and ejaculated in public, and the Deuce Droppers dropped their pants and dropped deuces (Crapped) in public. However the Deuce Droppers were less liked because they made the place stink. The Skeet Friends just made the place sticky, but their goal was to promote peace. All the Deuce Droppers did was get people mad. The leader of the Skeet Friends was Skeet Magee, and the leader of the deuce droppers was Deputy Deuce.
The Skeet Friends and the Deuce Droppers both felt that what the other did was wrong. The Skeet Friends masturbated and ejaculated in public, and the Deuce Droppers dropped their pants and dropped deuces (Crapped) in public. However the Deuce Droppers were less liked because they made the place stink. The Skeet Friends just made the place sticky, but their goal was to promote peace. All the Deuce Droppers did was get people mad. The leader of the Skeet Friends was Skeet Magee, and the leader of the deuce droppers was Deputy Deuce.
Mount SkeetMore would have been named Mount Deucemore if the Deuce Droppers would have beat the Skeet Friends.
(Farnsworth, after walking into a McDonalds bathroom covered in feces, and semen from the floor to the ceiling)
"Oh my god, I declare Mount Skeetmore on this bathroom!!! ahhhh!!!" (Runs away crying)
(Farnsworth, after walking into a McDonalds bathroom covered in feces, and semen from the floor to the ceiling)
"Oh my god, I declare Mount Skeetmore on this bathroom!!! ahhhh!!!" (Runs away crying)
by David Skeet Jr. May 04, 2008
1. Any Hispanic/Latino male that skeets a lot or skeets very fast. If they skeet fast they are also an Early Skeeter. Also any Mexican Mouse that skeets a lot.
2. Skeety Gonzales was a famous Mexican Mouse that lived in the 60s and 70s and could possibly still be alive. Skeety Gonzales was the apprentice of the great Skeet Magee, the most famous Skeeter of all time. Skeety Gonzales crossed paths with Skeet Magee in 1968 and saw all the good Skeet Magee was doing and Magee taught Gonzalez the way of ejaculating in public to promote peace and ease racial tensions. Skeety did his part by easing species tensions between all animals. Skeety was just a small mouse but he sure could skeet. He would always make sure to masturbate in public at least 5 times a day. Skeety could also run really fast, his brother was the famous mouse speedy gonzales. Skeety Gonzales' most famous stunt was getting every female mouse in town pregnant and covering them with skeet juice (this could attribute to all the female mice in town turning white). Skeety was last seen in the late 70s, a decade after Skeet Magee disappeared. He repeated Magees famous last words, but in Spanish: "Vine, vi, yo skeeted, yo espero que usted haga lo mismo." (Skeety spoke very poor spanish at this time.)
2. Skeety Gonzales was a famous Mexican Mouse that lived in the 60s and 70s and could possibly still be alive. Skeety Gonzales was the apprentice of the great Skeet Magee, the most famous Skeeter of all time. Skeety Gonzales crossed paths with Skeet Magee in 1968 and saw all the good Skeet Magee was doing and Magee taught Gonzalez the way of ejaculating in public to promote peace and ease racial tensions. Skeety did his part by easing species tensions between all animals. Skeety was just a small mouse but he sure could skeet. He would always make sure to masturbate in public at least 5 times a day. Skeety could also run really fast, his brother was the famous mouse speedy gonzales. Skeety Gonzales' most famous stunt was getting every female mouse in town pregnant and covering them with skeet juice (this could attribute to all the female mice in town turning white). Skeety was last seen in the late 70s, a decade after Skeet Magee disappeared. He repeated Magees famous last words, but in Spanish: "Vine, vi, yo skeeted, yo espero que usted haga lo mismo." (Skeety spoke very poor spanish at this time.)
Skeety's major traits are his ability to run extremely fast, and his comedic Mexican accent. He usually wears an oversized yellow sombrero, a white shirt and trousers, and a red ascot. His Brother is Speedy gonzales.
Bob: "Dude that one male mouse that I have got all the females pregnant!!!"
Dave: "How many females were there?"
Bob: "59!!!, and he turned all of em skeet white"
Dave: "Damn, Youve got urself a regular Skeety Gonzales!!!"
Bob: "Dude that one male mouse that I have got all the females pregnant!!!"
Dave: "How many females were there?"
Bob: "59!!!, and he turned all of em skeet white"
Dave: "Damn, Youve got urself a regular Skeety Gonzales!!!"
by David Skeet Jr. April 21, 2008
The Skeet Friends were the enemies of the legendary Deuce Droppers. The Skeet friends were a group of characters that masturbated and ejaculated in public to promote peace and ease species and racial tensions. They were against dropping deuces in public, as they thought it was dirty and it would stink up the place. Also it did not promote peace, just made people carry around doggy bags even when they had no dog and got them mad.
The Skeet Friends were the main part of the great Skeet Saga. They battled the Deuce Droppers on Mount SkeetMore and won in the end. The leader of the Skeet Friends was the great Skeet Magee. Skeet Gonzales was also a big part of it, it also included a lot of other characters.
The Skeet Friends were the main part of the great Skeet Saga. They battled the Deuce Droppers on Mount SkeetMore and won in the end. The leader of the Skeet Friends was the great Skeet Magee. Skeet Gonzales was also a big part of it, it also included a lot of other characters.
If you like to masturbate and think skeeting is coo, you can be a part of the skeet friends too!!!
(This was a gay slogan made by the skeet friends in the 50s-70s)
(This was a gay slogan made by the skeet friends in the 50s-70s)
by David Skeet Jr. May 04, 2008
A person or thing that Ejaculates a lot in public and sees no problem with it. A person or thing with Skeetzophrenia will normally masturbate for the majority of the day, and they will try to get other people to do the same thing. They will normally say they are trying to bring peace to the world by doing this and ease racial/species/class tensions. It has normally been used for just males who masturbate most the day, since females cant skeet, or at least its more like a squirt when females do it. Recently females have been added to the definition though.
Scientists are baffled at this new phenomenon, although it has been going on since the 1950s, but on a much smaller scale. The only explanation that the government and scientists have is that these people suffer from a severe mental illness. Some scientists think that it may be a special kind of Schizophrenia, or possibly an odd symptom of it. However, most these people dont show any of the other signs of Schizophrenia. People with this disorder will often say: "Its the only way to fly". People with this disorder are commonly called "Skeetzo".
Scientists are baffled at this new phenomenon, although it has been going on since the 1950s, but on a much smaller scale. The only explanation that the government and scientists have is that these people suffer from a severe mental illness. Some scientists think that it may be a special kind of Schizophrenia, or possibly an odd symptom of it. However, most these people dont show any of the other signs of Schizophrenia. People with this disorder will often say: "Its the only way to fly". People with this disorder are commonly called "Skeetzo".
Peewee Herman is rumored to have a minor case of Skeetzophrenia.
Avg Guy: "So...while were waiting for the train your just gonna masturbate...okay then(sarcastic)."
Skeetzo: (While masturbating) "Hey chill bra, this is my way of life okay? its not my fault that Im superior to you muggles, you can join me if you want."
Avg Guy: "Yeah...Im gonna have to pass...."
Skeetzo: "Your loss bra, Your loss"
(Dutch Schizo aka Goldmember walks past with a bowl of melted gold, and a paranoid look in his eye, he stares at Skeetzos member)
Dutch Schizo: (Talking to Avg Guy about Skeetzo) "Hey Guy, can I paint his Yoo-hoo gold? its kind of my thing, you know"
Avg Guy: (Moves in his power chair over to Schizo) "HOW BOUT NO, You Crazy Dutch Bastard!!!"
Avg Guy: "So...while were waiting for the train your just gonna masturbate...okay then(sarcastic)."
Skeetzo: (While masturbating) "Hey chill bra, this is my way of life okay? its not my fault that Im superior to you muggles, you can join me if you want."
Avg Guy: "Yeah...Im gonna have to pass...."
Skeetzo: "Your loss bra, Your loss"
(Dutch Schizo aka Goldmember walks past with a bowl of melted gold, and a paranoid look in his eye, he stares at Skeetzos member)
Dutch Schizo: (Talking to Avg Guy about Skeetzo) "Hey Guy, can I paint his Yoo-hoo gold? its kind of my thing, you know"
Avg Guy: (Moves in his power chair over to Schizo) "HOW BOUT NO, You Crazy Dutch Bastard!!!"
by David Skeet Jr. May 15, 2008
1. Any long act of ejaculating(skeeting) as in an orgy.
2. The Skeet Saga is the epic and legendary story of the Great Skeet Friends and all that was happening around them. Skeet Magee was the main part of this epic story. The saga includes everything from masturbating, skeeting, ejaculating , dropping deuces, crapping, feces, playing baseball, untying knots, racing, easing racial tensions, rodent love making, to seals raping penguins.
The Most Important event in the Skeet Saga is the battle of Mount SkeetMore. In the Saga there was an ongoing feud between the Deuce Droppers(bad) and the Skeet Friends(good). In the end the Skeet Friends prevailed and all was well, for at least 5 minutes. Deputy Deuce decided to be a D Bag and crapped on Skeety Gonzales as they left the mountain, needless to say Skeety was Td off. Other characters include: Sonic the Deucehog, the Deuce Runner, Winnie the pooh, Pikadeuce, Mr Hankey, Turd Sandwich, Giant Deuce, Ass Deuce'em, Skeetymon, Deucey McFinnigan, Skeetasaurus Rex, Skeetzilla, Spider Skeet, DeucerMan, Harry Pooper, Dumbledeuce, Frodo Skeetans, Gandolf the Skeet white, Doctor Octoskeetopus, Luke Skeetwalker, Darth Deucer, and of course Mel Gibson.
2. The Skeet Saga is the epic and legendary story of the Great Skeet Friends and all that was happening around them. Skeet Magee was the main part of this epic story. The saga includes everything from masturbating, skeeting, ejaculating , dropping deuces, crapping, feces, playing baseball, untying knots, racing, easing racial tensions, rodent love making, to seals raping penguins.
The Most Important event in the Skeet Saga is the battle of Mount SkeetMore. In the Saga there was an ongoing feud between the Deuce Droppers(bad) and the Skeet Friends(good). In the end the Skeet Friends prevailed and all was well, for at least 5 minutes. Deputy Deuce decided to be a D Bag and crapped on Skeety Gonzales as they left the mountain, needless to say Skeety was Td off. Other characters include: Sonic the Deucehog, the Deuce Runner, Winnie the pooh, Pikadeuce, Mr Hankey, Turd Sandwich, Giant Deuce, Ass Deuce'em, Skeetymon, Deucey McFinnigan, Skeetasaurus Rex, Skeetzilla, Spider Skeet, DeucerMan, Harry Pooper, Dumbledeuce, Frodo Skeetans, Gandolf the Skeet white, Doctor Octoskeetopus, Luke Skeetwalker, Darth Deucer, and of course Mel Gibson.
"I banged 6 girls last night all simultaneously, needless to say, it was the greatest Skeet Saga of my whole life"
The legendary skeet saga painted a town and Mount rushmore in feces, and semen. Needless to say, it was one fantastic time.
The legendary skeet saga painted a town and Mount rushmore in feces, and semen. Needless to say, it was one fantastic time.
by David Skeet Jr. May 05, 2008
The act of skeet magee is to do something amazing by way of skeeting. Just like the famous Skeet Magee untied a gigantic knot by dropping huge skeet loads on it. He also hit a baseball 200 ft. with just one high powered skeet shot, anyone else who has tried this has been seriously injured (think about it, a baseball coming straight at ur meat at 70 mph...).
Skeet Magee was a famous kid who grew up in the 50s and 60s. Noone knows if the kid was real or just a legend. Skeet Magee is best known for ejaculating in public, he also untied a gigantic knot by dropping huge skeet loads on it to moisten it, he won a huge supply of pizza by untying it. The onlookers were amazed at the sheer size of his skeet loads. Skeet Magee also eased racism in the town by teaching the kids to ejaculate in public to promote peace. Skeet was not always accepted in the town, since ejaculating in public was unheard of in the 50s and 60s. He was insulted by a bully at school that told him "You dont know a cha cha from a waltz." apparently an insult at that time... Skeet Magee vanished in the late 60s. There has only been one alleged siting of him since then (he was the bum masturbating on the bus in a story told by Dave Chappelle, this has not been confirmed). Skeets' last words before leaving were "I came, I saw, I skeeted. I hope you will do the same"
Skeet Magee was a famous kid who grew up in the 50s and 60s. Noone knows if the kid was real or just a legend. Skeet Magee is best known for ejaculating in public, he also untied a gigantic knot by dropping huge skeet loads on it to moisten it, he won a huge supply of pizza by untying it. The onlookers were amazed at the sheer size of his skeet loads. Skeet Magee also eased racism in the town by teaching the kids to ejaculate in public to promote peace. Skeet was not always accepted in the town, since ejaculating in public was unheard of in the 50s and 60s. He was insulted by a bully at school that told him "You dont know a cha cha from a waltz." apparently an insult at that time... Skeet Magee vanished in the late 60s. There has only been one alleged siting of him since then (he was the bum masturbating on the bus in a story told by Dave Chappelle, this has not been confirmed). Skeets' last words before leaving were "I came, I saw, I skeeted. I hope you will do the same"
Dave: "Did you see the new Superman movie?"
Farnsworth: "Nah man, what happened"
Dave: "Superman stopped a speeding bullet by skeeting on it"
Farnsworth: "....Yeah right..."
Dave: "LOL nah man I wish..."
Farnsworth: "Skeet Magee himself would have been proud of that lol"
Farnsworth: "Nah man, what happened"
Dave: "Superman stopped a speeding bullet by skeeting on it"
Farnsworth: "....Yeah right..."
Dave: "LOL nah man I wish..."
Farnsworth: "Skeet Magee himself would have been proud of that lol"
by David Skeet Jr. March 12, 2008