David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx>'s definitions

jobbing

Using; More specifically turning someone into a jobber: Someone who does things to fit in.

"I'm jobbing that bitch for her car and money. Sucker."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008

addickt

Addicted to penis.

Can't be verbally differed from "addict"; however when written there's an obvious difference.

"What a whore! She's a addickt."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008

I got that good pussy

The least attractive thing a girl can say; usually meaning she's WT or just trashy in general, and has to brag about their reproductive organs to attract men--doesn't work. Ugh.

Me: "What's up? You want to catch a flick sometime?"
Whore: "How 'bout we go get busy? I got that good pussy."
Me: "Wow... I gotta go. Catch you on the flip side. Ugh!"

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008

Benedict Arnold

When you "pull a Benedict Arnold", you sell out your side and join the stronger side of a situation out of fear, not honor.

Originated from the American general during the Revolutionary War whom switched to the British side of the war after being past over by congress for a promotion.

"I seen that mother fucker hanging out with those dudes that jumped me; Pulling a Benedict Arnold."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008

coctopus

Eight weiners in or around one girl (or guy).

"Dude, check out this crazy porno. That girl's got two in the coo, four in the back door, and a man in each hand. She's a genuine coctopus."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008

blowmers

Pants or shorts that are easily accessable, in case of a blowjob. Typically jersey shorts, or anything without buttons or zippers.

"I'm pretty sure she's suckin'; Time to bring out the blowmers."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 24, 2008

bert

A nice, secretive way of saying "bitch".

Derived from the way "bitch" sounds when yelled and muffled at the same time.

"Hey, holla at them hoochies over there."
"What's up, BERT!?"

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> January 24, 2008