front head

Slang term for "penis".

Originally coined by faux Arabian, rap/rock act Group X in their song "Idioth".

"She sucked my front head, brother."

by David P. January 24, 2008

dingleton

Sophisticated dingleberry; Classy douchebag.

"Look at that rich, Donald Trump-wannabe, with the tophat and the monocle. He's such a dingleton."

by David P. March 20, 2008

blowmers

Pants or shorts that are easily accessable, in case of a blowjob. Typically jersey shorts, or anything without buttons or zippers.

"I'm pretty sure she's suckin'; Time to bring out the blowmers."

by David P. March 24, 2008

two ends in the middle

Running between two sides of a situation--bad-mouthing the opposing side to gain their trusts--to see who comes out on top.

"Look at that fool playing 'two ends in the middle' with those crews; No integrity, no honor."

by David P. March 20, 2008

coctopus

Eight weiners in or around one girl (or guy).

"Dude, check out this crazy porno. That girl's got two in the coo, four in the back door, and a man in each hand. She's a genuine coctopus."

by David P. March 20, 2008

unilegger

A person with one leg. Word play with "Unabomber".

"Look at Chelsea, the Unilegger. With her crutches."

by David P. March 20, 2008

bert

A nice, secretive way of saying "bitch".

Derived from the way "bitch" sounds when yelled and muffled at the same time.

"Hey, holla at them hoochies over there."
"What's up, BERT!?"

by David P. January 24, 2008