David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx>'s definitions

Tough Tony

Someone who acts tough, even when it's not necessary.

"My dude Stevie was in jail, and there was this Tough Tony in there acting hard constantly."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 22, 2008

white bitch pimp

Coke dealer. "White bitch" being Cocaine.

"Look at that negro out on his musty stoop, with a Lexus. You know he's a white bitch pimp.

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 24, 2008

front head

Slang term for "penis".

Originally coined by faux Arabian, rap/rock act Group X in their song "Idioth".

"She sucked my front head, brother."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> January 24, 2008

coctopus

Eight weiners in or around one girl (or guy).

"Dude, check out this crazy porno. That girl's got two in the coo, four in the back door, and a man in each hand. She's a genuine coctopus."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008

bert

A nice, secretive way of saying "bitch".

Derived from the way "bitch" sounds when yelled and muffled at the same time.

"Hey, holla at them hoochies over there."
"What's up, BERT!?"

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> January 24, 2008

blowmers

Pants or shorts that are easily accessable, in case of a blowjob. Typically jersey shorts, or anything without buttons or zippers.

"I'm pretty sure she's suckin'; Time to bring out the blowmers."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 24, 2008

jobber

A loser; One who does things for people just to jock their nuts and fit in.

"Damn, he bought the whole crew Taco Bell? He's just trying to fit in. Fuckin' jobber."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008