Definitions by David P

croissant ass 

Where an individual who is wearing tight pants and full briefs gives the illusion of having the folds of a croissant on their backside.
Usually larger individuals with spray on denim are culprits of this crime.

Walking along at your local shopping centre you spot a lady waddling along.
You nudge your friend in the arm and say "look at the croissant ass on her!"
Your friend will then gasp in terror.

croissant ass by David P January 29, 2005

sausage tree 

questioning a mans sexuality

I believe adam likes to swing from the sausage tree, If you know what I mean?

sausage tree by David P January 29, 2005

spam castinet 

The hairless lips of a womans erogenous zone. Also known as the cheese burger.

"Then we hit the bedroom and I got to play a little ditty with her spam castinets!"
"Gold dude!"
"Definately quality miffin!"

spam castinet by David P January 29, 2005

tidy town 

describes a woman who is deemed to be sexy ie wearing a respectable g-string and or non slutty

Hey see that girl over there... She is "tidy town"

Yep she is quality miffin alrite!

tidy town by David P January 28, 2005

miffin 

quality muffin or muff

high quality vagina

"how did you go last night with Melissa?"
"Quality Miffin mate..."

miffin by David P January 28, 2005

aye you mole 

Friendly greeting used only amongst friends.

You enter the bar and see your mate in the corner sipping on the beer.
Your greeting would be "Aye you mole!"
A likely response would be "Ayeeeeeee"

aye you mole by David P January 27, 2005