6 definitions by David P

spam castinet

The hairless lips of a womans erogenous zone. Also known as the cheese burger.

"Then we hit the bedroom and I got to play a little ditty with her spam castinets!"
"Gold dude!"
"Definately quality miffin!"

by David P January 29, 2005

tidy town

describes a woman who is deemed to be sexy ie wearing a respectable g-string and or non slutty

Hey see that girl over there... She is "tidy town"

Yep she is quality miffin alrite!

by David P January 28, 2005

sausage tree

questioning a mans sexuality

I believe adam likes to swing from the sausage tree, If you know what I mean?

by David P January 29, 2005

aye you mole

Friendly greeting used only amongst friends.

You enter the bar and see your mate in the corner sipping on the beer.
Your greeting would be "Aye you mole!"
A likely response would be "Ayeeeeeee"

by David P January 28, 2005

miffin

quality muffin or muff

high quality vagina

"how did you go last night with Melissa?"
"Quality Miffin mate..."

by David P January 28, 2005

croissant ass

Where an individual who is wearing tight pants and full briefs gives the illusion of having the folds of a croissant on their backside.
Usually larger individuals with spray on denim are culprits of this crime.

Walking along at your local shopping centre you spot a lady waddling along.
You nudge your friend in the arm and say "look at the croissant ass on her!"
Your friend will then gasp in terror.

by David P January 29, 2005