Definitions by David

hoobajawa 

Extended: In the most severe of cases the penis has been known to smell like tomatos and explode

Scotts dick wouldn't have exploded but he had to fuck her not once, not twice, but thrice

hoobajawa by David July 30, 2004

Doobie

1.the butt end of a joint.
2.hebrew definition: teddy bear.

1. Dude... dont hog that doobie... puff puff pass! It is almost gone!
2. I love to cuddle my doobie when I am stoned before I fall asleep!

Doobie by David July 28, 2004

Boogie man 

A made up monster used to scare little kids

5 year old: Big brother, is the boogie man real?
Brother: Yes, AND HE'S COMING TO GET YOU
5 yr old: AHHH *runs like an idiot

Boogie man by David July 26, 2004

Gonja 

Sweet, sweet, Chiba! Also known as reefer, chron, and MJ.

David- Hey Shawn this gonja sure is hittin awesome!

Shawn- Hell yeah!

Gonja by David July 21, 2004

NOKC 

Naked On Karrie's Chair

Used to denote an inconsiderate or revolting action on the part of a houseguest.

Rinsc: and yesterday morning she sat naked on a chair that karrie sits on to put on her makeup. Karrie was pissed.
bbm: rank
DuD: is he shagging her yet?
bbm: lol

NOKC by david July 10, 2004

gbb 

get broadband

(said to annoying people on dial up who insist on downloading lossless audio files at 5kbps for days on end)

D: hey beebs, can i get some flac?
B: gbb you tosser

gbb by david July 8, 2004

shmammered 

To be beyond simple intoxication. Loud, rambunctious and incoherent speech is usually present, as well as a sever lack of balance. Can easily lead to vomiting.

Dude, you were so shmammered last night you didn't know your own name and puked all over the place

shmammered by David July 7, 2004