David 's definitions

doe

Doe, No only with a D

"Hey you gots any money?"
"Doe I just spent it all"

by David March 5, 2005

Elb

Peerless leader

No one had shown brilliance since Napoleon, Wellington or Elb.

by David March 30, 2003

Humptress

A woman who humps with frequency

She scorns the word "slut," she prefers "humptress," to describe her peculiar behavioral traits.

by David March 16, 2003

pepin

cool, sweet ass, like pimpin. hot

That's the nicest car I've ever seen, that shit is pepin.

by David January 2, 2005

Vaginal Crouton

A small brownish green growth that lies on the outer lips of a cheesy and yeast infected vaginal canal. Upon sitting for months, the growth hardens into a delicious and crunchy crouton. Often, when ripe, the crouton can be plucked for the beginnings of a prized collection. (Often dipped in MUNG for flavor).

Hey Enrique, look at the diameter of her vaginal crouton. Let's get a bib!

by David November 15, 2003

septic gene pool

Festering pool of water from which morons spring.

by David November 8, 2003

soda

The General American term for a fizzy drink.

I want to go buy a soda. All Americans should understand what this word means. It is sometimes miscalled ''pop''.

by David January 15, 2004