David's definitions

praying to the porcelain gods

when you are kneeling over a toilet and puking

after she got sauced, she sucked off every guy at the party and then was praying to the porcelain gods

by david August 12, 2003

sporge

A greenish-brownish solution that looks disgusting but can be quite delicious.

Green Kool-Aid can be considered sporge.

by David September 22, 2004

ketch

How catch is pronounced. catch is pronounce like ''ketch''.

I am going to ketch the ball.

by David June 10, 2004

hooah

hooah (hoo ah) adj., adv., n., v., conj., interj., excla. Orig. unknown Slang. 1. Referring to or meaning anything and everything except "no". 2. What to say when at a loss for words. 3.a. Good copy. b. Roger. c. Solid copy. d. Good. e. Great. f. Message received. g. Understood. h. Acknowledged. 4.a. Glad to meet you. b. Welcome. 5. "All right!" 6.a. I don't know the answer, but I'll check on it. b. I haven't the foggiest idea. 7. I am not listening. 8. "That is enough of your drivel; sit down!" 9. Yes. 10. "You've got to be kidding me!" 11. Thank you. 12. Go to the next slide. 13. You've taken the correct action. 14. I don't know what that means, but I'm too embarassed to ask for clarification. 15. Squared away (He's pretty hooah.) 16. Amen!

first Sergeant: "Off-Post personnel will help cleaan the barracks."
Soldier: "Hooah Top." thinking this is fucked up.

by david November 18, 2003

choda/chode

Testical sweat

I got major choda

by david August 4, 2003

rest area

A place on the interstate where you can stop an use the restroom and get a soda during long trips. Rest areas often have maps where you can where you are.

I think we need to stop at the next rest area.

by David March 7, 2004

Hohf.

1. adv. To be mad. "I'm Pissed Hohf!"

2. n. Bug Spray. "Hohf Bug Spray"

3. adv. To release from or take away. "GET HOHF ME"

Get Hohf the road, asshole.

by David November 12, 2004