David's definitions

chewd

An uncircumsized chode (penis with no shaft)

When My roommate gets drunk he passes out with chewd in hand!

by David March 18, 2004

Foogasm

The act of having an orgasm brought on by eating

The chicken Caciatore was so wonderful I had a foogasm!

by David November 21, 2004

butt taco

When a friend has passed out you proceed to spread his/her butt cheeks and insert the makings of a taco (tomato, lettuce, choice of meat, sour cream, etc.) Often great for retaliation.

I gave my cheeting-ass ho of a gf a butt taco. And then I made her eat it. That bitch.

by David June 19, 2006

DANCERBATE

to dance furiously and repeatedly

Man I dancerbate way too much. I got to stop or i'll get hurt

by david March 9, 2005

hsdusbatg

HOLY SHIT DUDE U SUCK BAD AT THIS GAME
commonly said by nerds and losers alike

hsdusbatg i am so 1337 u dunno

by David October 20, 2004

tile guy

A guy that lays down tile in people's houses

I think I need to call the tile guy to come tile my kitchen and bathroom.

by David March 6, 2004

paparazzi

Journalists who chase celebrities. (This is a mainstream word but submitted as a subtle variation from ambulance chaser.)

Princess Di was killed in an auto accident while being chased by paparazzi.

by David October 13, 2003