Davedale 's definitions

Junkpunk

A millennial who changes under a towel in the locker room and won’t shower, but every time you turn around u see him staring at swinging boomer junk.

Tony brought his son Skylar to play racquetball with us, strange he went home in his sweaty clothes but when we were changing he kept staring at our junk. He’s a junkpunk

by Davedale August 24, 2019

Skunt

1. A chick who is whiny, insulting, confident beyond her looks and demanding above her station. She’s condescending, rude , loud and bossy, a sort of Uber cu&@t. Frequently married to a wimpy beta.
2. A chick w an unusually odiferous vagina

All they did was ask that skanky looking chick to keep it down down, and she started screaming and filming with her cellphone saying she was gonna sue, she was a real skunt

by Davedale July 16, 2019

Shitozel

Someone who rats you out, usually at work, to a boss they are generally brown nosing . An adult version of the childhood tattletale , but worse because they are a grownup .

That chick told the boss I bolted early Friday, even though we were done with our work, she’s a real shitozel

by Davedale July 15, 2019

Skiget

A regular skank, but real short. It’s a combo word of skank and midget ,
This “skiget”

Man I’m so jealous of Joey, Skiget he’s doing gives him a standing BJ

by Davedale July 19, 2019

A brown

Anal intercourse , penile insertion into the rectum via the a anus with resultant ejaculation

my girlfriend is a very versatile , wild , three Input pork monster . She’s all smiles this week because next week is national “give your bitch a brown week”

by Davedale July 18, 2019

Assgazler

Someone who stares at your ass in a way that gives you the distinct impression he wants to bury his face in it.

Man, that assgazler in the bus station was staring at your ass.

by Davedale August 5, 2019

Millennicunt

A millennial aged chick that has most of the following features : ave or below in looks, hair dyed a color that doesn’t exist in nature , multiple “me too” claims (usually someone accidentally breathed on their neck), and is loud, proud and angry. If attending college usually jas a major w “studies “ on the end

That chick what’s barged into the men’s room at the game because she said her’s had a line was a real millennicunt

by Davedale August 30, 2019