Flarmer

A guy with a voice so effeminate and gay sounding it can actually set off fire alarms.

They had NPR on at work and one of the reporters was a flarmer, his voice actually set the fire alarm off it was so flaming .

by Davedale August 07, 2019

Cracksnaggler

Someone who so enthusiastically performs oral-anal sex that they risk soft tissue injury (on the recipient ) or auto asphyxiation on they’re own self .

Damn I couldn’t painlessly sit down for two days after my hairy white butt encountered that cracksnaggler I met . It felt good at first , until it’ didn’t ...

by Davedale August 04, 2019

Fraint

A taint that is messed up, either fecal stained, gnarly looking or just too small.

I was about to go down on this chick , but when I saw her fraint I bailed, told her I had to jet.

by Davedale July 15, 2019

Rollerama queen

A frequently overweight effeminate male who is no good at it but loves to rollerscate.

We saw Claud Gordado at the Rollerama doing the disco , he’s a rollerama queen

by Davedale July 19, 2019

Assgas gargledier

Someone who performs analingus almost violently , Nose and face ruding in the deepest recesses of ass crack in hopes of eliciting explosive gas passlege . Similar to nosenoggler but with more muscle.

Careful who’s face you sit on there is an assgas gargledier on the loose

by Davedale August 05, 2019

Chodachocker

Someone who gags on a penis with very wide girth .

They had to bring that chodachocker to the ER because she choked on her boyfriends schlong

by Davedale August 07, 2019

Nosewhose

A ho who uses her large nose to stimulate men’s anuses , frequently burying them well beyond the anal rectal verge

That nosewhose u picked up at the Burger King stuck her nose so far up Fred’s ass he claims it made him go in a coughing jagg

by Davedale August 25, 2019