Davedale 's definitions

Millenniho

A chick born between 95 and 05 who thinks she is all liberated by having lots of promiscuous sex , then later regrets it and needs therapy

Megs daughter Sparkle is in rehab again . Every time she gets a guy to have sex with her more than once she thinks she’s found her soulmate , only to discover date # 3 never comes . Typical millenniho

by Davedale November 10, 2019

Tongueplunger

Someone who can stiffen their tongue enough to bury it at least three inches into someone’s anus. Can b of either sex or orientation but reported to be most common amongst millennial males who change under a towel tent but stare at naked boomers at the gym. Often accompanied by top button of golf shirt buttoned.

They had a clip on pornhub that was gross, some freak buried his tongue into an old cops ass. He was a tongueplunger.

by Davedale August 24, 2019

Shockdongladier

A man , usually middle aged or a boomer, who sports an unusually large , thick uncircumcised dick. It’s size and floppyskin is shocking to the uninitiated, elicits gasps in locker rooms and lady partners have been know to faint on presentation Rarely seen in younger age group like millennials because of low T and their fear of changing in public makes people wonder if they have a dick.

Damn that dude in the locker room had a 9 inch tool w so much skin dangling from the top it was like his dick had a dick. He is shockdongladier

by Davedale August 25, 2019

Junkpunk

A millennial who changes under a towel in the locker room and won’t shower, but every time you turn around u see him staring at swinging boomer junk.

Tony brought his son Skylar to play racquetball with us, strange he went home in his sweaty clothes but when we were changing he kept staring at our junk. He’s a junkpunk

by Davedale August 24, 2019

Grank

Combo word granny and skank. Promiscuous ,usually but not always skinny broad who talks too much w a lot of self effacing humor , which she doesn’t need to do because just being is effacement enough .

The waitress at the dounut shop my grandpa did when he was drunk,
She’s a real grank

by Davedale July 19, 2019

Tentqueen

A grown man afraid , for reasons know only to him , to change clothes at the gym in front of other guys . He makes a tent with a large towel and struggles to change underwear and gym shorts under it . Usually younger and never had PE, frequently stares at older guys who are not tentqueens

Rick’s nephew Cooper was bumping into lockers at the gym as he changed under a towel tent he made , he’s a tentqueen

by Davedale August 23, 2019

Pump-queen

A thin,
Effeminate guy who lifts weights but never gets big, a skinny guy with little muscles . Sports “fake butch “ T ‘s w police or fireman logos.

That Woody Allen looking guy lifts all the time but stays small, he’s a pump-queen

by Davedale August 13, 2019