Queefsnagler

A person who fetishizes queefs to the point of burying his face in the perineun as they are let and snarfs the emissions like a loud raspberry on a baby’s stomach .
I know this queefsnagler who almost got asphyxiated as he snarfed the gash of this queef monster he’s dating
by Davedale July 21, 2019
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shockcocknot

When an unusually large , almost shocking uncircumcised dick has a knot of gnarly skin that dangles from the tip, almost like a second smaller dick.
You could hear Tony’s shockcocknot slap against his thigh as he walked back to his locker.
by Davedale August 26, 2019
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Morandize

When the cops advise a gay guy if his rights. Like Mirandized to a straight guy.
Did you morandize those guys we bused in the West Hollywood toilet ?
by Davedale August 21, 2019
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Grank

Combo word granny and skank. Promiscuous ,usually but not always skinny broad who talks too much w a lot of self effacing humor , which she doesn’t need to do because just being is effacement enough .
The waitress at the dounut shop my grandpa did when he was drunk,
She’s a real grank
by Davedale July 20, 2019
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Cracksnackler

Someone who eats ass with such gusto that the friction from their face on the hairy crack region causes razor burns
The rash on that chicks face is from being a cracksnackler
by Davedale August 06, 2019
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cacaphallonious

Similar to its ugly cousin cacophony, cacaphallonious refers to a harsh sound but specifically immigrating from the pie hole of a squeaky voiced bullshitter. From the Latino root ca ca , and the Anglo root phony, since bullshitter
Did you hear the cacaphallonious diatribe Cooper was droning on about his being all state linebacker ? He’s 140 lbs soaking wet
by Davedale February 09, 2020
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Nosewhose

A ho who uses her large nose to stimulate men’s anuses , frequently burying them well beyond the anal rectal verge
That nosewhose u picked up at the Burger King stuck her nose so far up Fred’s ass he claims it made him go in a coughing jagg
by Davedale August 25, 2019
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