69 definitions by Davedale
A ho who uses her large nose to stimulate men’s anuses , frequently burying them well beyond the anal rectal verge
That nosewhose u picked up at the Burger King stuck her nose so far up Fred’s ass he claims it made him go in a coughing jagg
by Davedale August 25, 2019
A pandering , totally condescending PC compliment directed at usually a small child but occasionally a woman; common when kids call in NPR talk show, struggle through dumb question and then hosts fawn all over them.
I was listening to NPR when this not very bright 6 year old called in and asked what “cacaluda” meant ; the hosts started wildly kissing up, natch, paying them a total complishit
by Davedale July 28, 2019
A millennial who’s chickenshit to strip in the locker room, but can’t help himself from staring at the swinging dicks of the boomers who aren’t .
George brought his nephew Morgan to work out with is, he went home in his sweaty clothes and didn’t shower but I saw the little boomercocdiggler stare at my junk.
by Davedale August 25, 2019
Your brother knew your parents wanted to go to the steak house for their anniversary, but he is such a flambanus he made us go to Mcdonald’s (Plus he was paying )
by Davedale August 9, 2019
A chronic fart lighter. Sometimes develops skills such as etching initials on someone’s back or the side of their car.
by Davedale August 8, 2019
A man , usually middle aged or a boomer, who sports an unusually large , thick uncircumcised dick. It’s size and floppyskin is shocking to the uninitiated, elicits gasps in locker rooms and lady partners have been know to faint on presentation Rarely seen in younger age group like millennials because of low T and their fear of changing in public makes people wonder if they have a dick.
Damn that dude in the locker room had a 9 inch tool w so much skin dangling from the top it was like his dick had a dick. He is shockdongladier
by Davedale August 25, 2019
Synonymous with cliteromegaly , or an enlarged clitoris , very large almost dick sized organ associated with hyperangrogenemic syndromes
by Davedale July 19, 2019