Dick-first

The state of being care-free; being sexually agressive; a variation of going into a situation head-first

Origin: The South Side of Chicago neighborhood Mount Greenwod

"Hell yeah dude, we're goin' into that party dick-first!"

by Dave Losso November 11, 2007

Binford

n. (Bin-ferd)

A more derogatory way to refer to someone as a tool.

Can also be used as an inside joke nickname for another person.

Origin: From the South Side of Chicago neighborhood Mount Greenwood. The word is derived from the name of the tool company on the TV show "Home Improvement" (Binford Tools)

"Aw man, why'd you invite Chris to the party? He's a total Binford."

"Uh-oh, here comes Binford."

by Dave Losso November 11, 2007

Barney dick

An alcoholic drink which contains a mix of one part UV Blue vodka, half part UV Cherry vodka, half grenadine and some Sprite. Mixes together to become purple. Like Barney the dinosaur's penis.

"Mix me another Barney dick!"

by Dave Losso January 26, 2009

Italian beef sandwich vagina

A very gross, loose and saggy vagina that resembles the thick shreds of meat in an Italian beef sandwich. Generally found on strippers and porn actresses.

"Ew, did you see that stripper's Italian beef sandwich vagina? I want my fuckin' money back."

by Dave Losso November 13, 2007

douche-canister

A person that is such a douche than they transcend being a douchebag and go right into the category of being an entire canister of douche material.

"Al's here? I can't stand that douche-canister!"

by Dave Losso November 13, 2007

nis

A shortened, slang version of penis. Meant to be in the style of ridiculous 1980s slang most likely said by some in the Valley of California.

Origin: South Side of Chicago neighborhood Mount Greenwood

"Ah man, she hit me in the nis!"

by Dave Losso November 11, 2007