Dave Buttox's definitions

toss a beat

To mastubate, beat off, jack off, beat the bishop, rub one out and so on

After I saw those two girl's I had to go to the shitter so I could toss a beat.

by Dave buttox May 18, 2004

bannana stiff

when you have a bonner it is the act of tucking it under youre ass and spreading youre ass cheek's so the victim see's the brown eye and hard on so it look's like a demented oral treat thus the Bannana stiff..

She wasent in the mood so I showed her the bannana stiff and her sexual appetite was in full effect...

by Dave buttox May 17, 2004

Epf

Epf is a sound made when somone say's something to you that you think is a waste of breath....a reaction to a idiotic statement....

Jerry.."hey Buttox I havent drank or smoked or eatin meat since new year's"

Dave...."Epf.."

by Dave buttox May 17, 2004

the Fonz

The Fonz is the Act of undoing a girl's bra in under one second..

The was not only impressed with my car and house but she loved the Fonz the best

by Dave buttox May 5, 2004

Chunky Monkey

The Phrase coined by the Infamous "Steve Burkemper"..who is most famous for his breakthou creation of one of the most used "Lot term's" know to date...kick down so i can get down ..Steve invented this term on New year's eve 2003 when his sidekick Dave was drooling over one of the two "Dreddy Diva's" know to frequent Greatful Dead type event's....

Dave--- Staring at the Diva.."Yo Steve i wanna hit that."....Steve--"Yo relax man that's a CHUNKY MONKEY......

by Dave buttox February 8, 2005

fondaloon

To swim to the bottom of a pool and fart..then chasing the bubbles up and popping them with your teeth...

He drank a bunch of cheap beer so he could impress the chick's at the party with the ol' fondaloon

by Dave buttox May 10, 2004

orange monkey

The orange monkey is a kama sutra move where a guy has his partner not deficate for as long as she can .then when she cant hold it any longer he fuck's her in the ass a finishe's then leave's his penis in her ass till it go's limp pisse's in her ass and when she hold's it in on her way to the bathroom she look's like a monkey waddelng back and forth and the orange come's in cause the fluid leaking out is orange..the orgasim is supposed to be excellent...

I knew she was dowwn when she did the orange monkey

by Dave buttox May 17, 2004