1. One who is constantly but questionably hurt or injured
2. One who is prone to excuse-making in any softball situation not to his liking
2. One who is prone to excuse-making in any softball situation not to his liking
"He says he ruptured his spleen last night playing basketball, but he wants to DH at tonight's softball game - what a Wagnon"
by Dave December 22, 2003
An interjection praising the quality of the dog (i.e. person, generally male) in question, with reference to a recent noteworthy accomplishment.
"I vowed never to visit www.yourethemannowdog.com again 2 months ago and I'm still clean!"
"2 months without inane net comedy like that. You're the man now, dog!"
"AAAAAAAH!
"2 months without inane net comedy like that. You're the man now, dog!"
"AAAAAAAH!
by Dave September 19, 2003
by Dave January 15, 2004
A type of drug that is used to encourage the chemical reaction in your brain to do work, especially schoolwork.
by Dave September 13, 2004
*A slang term referring to a man's penis.
*The main enemy of the GI Joe storyline; a heavily-armed, highly-trained, highly-disciplined, ruthless terrorist organization, operating under the guise of various civilian firms, whose ultimate goal is world domination. Their leader is Cobra Commander.
*The Boss's unit in Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater, consisting of The Pain, The Fury, The Fear, The Sorrow, and The End. Considered by many to be very unoriginal on KCEJ's part.
*The main enemy of the GI Joe storyline; a heavily-armed, highly-trained, highly-disciplined, ruthless terrorist organization, operating under the guise of various civilian firms, whose ultimate goal is world domination. Their leader is Cobra Commander.
*The Boss's unit in Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater, consisting of The Pain, The Fury, The Fear, The Sorrow, and The End. Considered by many to be very unoriginal on KCEJ's part.
by Dave September 28, 2004
by Dave February 11, 2004
*Synonymous with "lies" (greatly depends).
*Being a hypocrite or bearing similar traits to a hypocrite, such as being two-faced & for example, claiming to be for something but in reality isn't.
*A human trait.
*Being a hypocrite or bearing similar traits to a hypocrite, such as being two-faced & for example, claiming to be for something but in reality isn't.
*A human trait.
"Hypocrisy does suck, yes. BUT, it is in our human nature to be hypocrites. If you don't admit that you're a hypocrite, then you're a hypocrite. ALL human beings are hypocrites. Not just politicians and communists. And believe it or not, not JUST women either!.....although women are known to very hypocritical. Nevertheless, you're a hypocrite, he's a hypocrite, she's a hypocrite, and even I AM A HYPOCRITE. It's all about admitting whether or not you are one. If you admit you're a hypocrite, then you could get somewhere in life. The reason people can't admit that they're hypocrites is because of their ego, and for some, they have their ego because they feel that they have a cause to uphold.....this is especially true of being a politician. A politician is basically a bureaucrat in a sense. Hypocrisy can be evident because of bureaucratic structures, such as the fact that bureaucrats are mindless people who only follow orders. And George W Bush is widely considered a hypocrite because of the liberal elite.......well whatever. We're all hypocrites. Got it?"
-me
-me
by Dave May 16, 2004