tits

*A type of mouse (called a titmouse).
*Breasts.

*What I used to think were nipples. I must have been 10 when I thought we called'em tits, but I grew up and learned that that's what we call breasts. I don't know why. It just sounds appropriate to call nipples tits. I'll never understand this world....geez I better quit defining words this way, I think I'm beginning to like it! O,o

"Man she gots some huge tits man."

by Dave January 14, 2004

JV

1. Short for Juvenile Court or Detention (aka jail).
2. Short for junior varisty in dealing with a sports team or colorguard and cheerleading, which are not a sports - ie you suck.

Damn after JV practice the cops caught me jackin' a old pos (piece of shit) and now I got to go to my JV hearing where they probably will send me to JV.

by Dave January 23, 2004

KSK

Kommando Spezielkrafte

Almost a successor to the GSG9, the KSK are Germany's elite commando unit that take on international missions.

"KSK, not KKK."
-me

by Dave September 10, 2004

serfunk

When something is weird or different. Can be used in a good or bad way.

"He's pretty serfunk."
or
"That's serfunked"

by Dave August 25, 2003

urmomahor

your mom is a slutty ass whore

damn yo...ur such an urmomahor

by dave July 18, 2003

fetus punch

if you're doing a pregnant chick and you are about to cum, you hit her in the stomach so she clinches her pussy real tight around your cock.

i was sloppy drunk and having a hard time getting off with this pregnant 16 year old, so i fetus punched her. that solved my problem.

by dave July 18, 2003

vincinator

The term used to describe someone whose sole purpose in life is to get you and everyone around him shitfaced.
DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THIS PERSON! There is no such thing as a quiet pint!

I went out for a pint with the vincinator on Sunday, i`ve just woke up, it`s Thursday, and i`m in Devon, my arse hurts. I HAVE BEEN VINCINATED!

by Dave September 19, 2004