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w00t w00t

A dumbass Yankee fan who is an embarassment to himself and other Yankee fans. Has an alter-ego, hockeyfreak, a dumbass Red Sox fan
by Dave September 21, 2004
mugGet the w00t w00tmug.

waster

A person that regularly drinks copious amounts of alcohol and acts rather drunk all the time.
Dave Curtis is not a waster, he simply likes the occasional pint of ale.
by Dave December 28, 2003
mugGet the wastermug.

fucked up

I had ten bourbon and coke....constitutes....fucked up
by Dave March 25, 2004
mugGet the fucked upmug.

Firefighter

2 Basic Types

Truckies - A firefighter who goes into a fire before the engine crew without any water and search for victims when the fire is the hottest and the smoke is the darkest.

Engine Bitches - A "firefighter" that goes into a fire after truck has vented and puts water on the fire.
Laura: What do you do for a living?

Nick: I'm a firefighter.

Laura: Wow, so you're a firefighter... have you ever saved a life?

Dave: No, Truckies save people. Hes an Engine bitch, he won't go in without his hose incase he gets in trouble.

Laura: Oh... Are you a truckie?

Dave: Oh yeah.

Laura: Dave, wanna lick whipped cream off my naked body?

Dave: later Nick...
by Dave March 24, 2005
mugGet the Firefightermug.

Mexican Election

An election where there is only one candidate, or one candidate that is a reasonable choice.

This dates back to the ultra corrupt Mexican government.
Bush Vs Kerry is a mexican election
by Dave November 2, 2004
mugGet the Mexican Electionmug.

Chinagook

A word indicating a Chinese person, possibly racist because of the word "gook" put in.
Don't ask where I got this. Even I don't know. To be honest it just came out of nowhere and I started saying it. I often use this word to refer to a Chinese person, or Chinese people (Chinagook can be plural as it sounds).
"The Chinagook want to nuke us!"
-me

"I'm gonna be the Chinagook."
-me picking my team in C&C : Generals.

"It's a Chinagook."
-points to a Viet-Cong
by Dave July 12, 2004
mugGet the Chinagookmug.

shemagh

A traditional Arabian headwear that is able to cover up the face.
"What's a shemagh?"
"An Arabian headwear thing."
"Oh it's A-rabs? Fuck that shit."
by Dave September 9, 2004
mugGet the shemaghmug.

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