Dave's definitions

jumpr0n

What you say on Alpengeist on the first drop, and second inversion.

OFMZGOMFOZGMZ MATT, JUMPR0N!!!!11111112.
jumpr0n.

by Dave June 27, 2004

Flamealchemist

An annoying yet funny member of thesato, flamealchemist was inspired by Vashyro's 1337ness to pick up the bass. Flamealchemist worships Vashyro like god and voted for him aswell. He would consider himself Vashyro's eternal rival, but is nowhere near as 1337. He gets an F in PE and wants to become a Senator.

Flamealchemist: 'I am going to be such a 1337 bassist, I'm gonna get a Musicman Stingray, just like Taira!'

Vashyo: '1337 my ass, first come to three times my level, then start saving.'

by Dave April 9, 2005

Raa

This word originated in Rochester, England in the early summer of 2004. The word was used after "Ra" by Ebony dubsters (Drum n Bass tune) became popular here. The word Raa (pronounced normally with very little effort used in the aaaa part, said best if stoned) has since been used in the place of the word cool or to show that something is good or liked.

1: Dude, check out my bong!
2: Oh raaa!

by Dave October 23, 2004

dockrat

a person, usually of the female gender, who tends to loiter at marinas, harbors, gas docks, etc. with the intent of finding and or having sexual intercourse with the dude who posesses the coolest and/or fastest boat on a particular body of water.

when were done fishing we could go down to brunelle's marina and see if we cant poke a few dockrats.

by dave December 4, 2003

eats

Ghetto terminology for "food".

"I need some eats."

by Dave January 14, 2004

communism

AKA : dictatorship

"Communist nations are dictatorships these days. This is because communism is such a pain that there will always be a form of corruption. There will always be someone who will fight the communist powers, and will ultimately use his newfound freedom, and almighty power, to rule the nation as he pleases.......all this is why communism is evil."
-me

by Dave June 14, 2004

Assistant Crack Whore

Officially, the worst job in America.

This year, there's a new "Worst Job in America", displacing the old number one for the last five consecutive years - "Crack Whore". The new number one: "Assistant Crack Whore"

by Dave March 12, 2008