android

A being that resembles a human or other living being.
A robot that was designed to mimic the behavior of and/or look like a human or other living being. As seen in films
Oh Gosh adam, your girlfriend emily is made of metal, she must be an android
by Dave March 23, 2005
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Choad

The area between the ball sack and the ass hole.

Also known as TAINT.
"Lick my choad, bitch."

"It taint your asshole and it taint your balls...it's your taint."
by Dave October 07, 2004
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charva

i used to sell the mera peak (berghaus)jackets to the charvas, they would come in an say: " av yee got that bluee borghoose?" i would stand there and ask: "err which one are you after" the reply would be " the blue one like". So after 20mins trying to figure out exactly which one it is ( there are many borghooses) they would finally pay £250 in a wad of tenners, where do they get their money from? Im one of those hippie types not that i have long hair but they always think i am.." howw yee hiipie cunt" i just laugh. no education, no brains too much cheap piss and yes i totally agree kids at the age of 14. they should be wiped from the face of the earth. The Glaswegian name for a charva is NED or Non Educated Delinquient.. very true
by dave February 16, 2005
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Clintoon

Clintoon's failure to treat the first World Trade Center attack as an act of war is one of the main causes of the events of September 11, 2001.
by Dave December 18, 2003
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lamb hangings

by Dave October 11, 2003
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Pen15

This stands for P-E-N-I-S..As you can see the 15 at the end of pen15...the 1 resembles the "i" and the 5 resembles the "s". Lots of grade schoolers ask about, "do u have a pen15?" they say that its a pen, so when they say "no" they start to humiliate the person. This is a very imature act.
Yo sup? hey do u have a pen15?
WHAT?!? whats a pen15
oh its a kewl pen, all the boys have them
u serious?
well, do u have 1?
NO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
by Dave July 16, 2003
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dictator

A type of ruler who exercises total power over EVERYTHING, and typically has cruel punishments toward those who have even the slightest opinion against him.

Dictators are quite common in communist countries and third-world countries. No one will admit it, but George W Bush is not a dictator. How is he a dictator? Dictatorship is not allowed in the USA.
"The reason this definition was removed:

BUSH IS A DICTATOR. GET THE FACTS STRAIGHT YOU FUCKIN' REDNECK

Or something in that context. You know what, I think I'm gonna stop coming here on Urban Dictionary. You win. Seriously, anything intelligent or unbiased is not accepted in Urban Dictionary, when in fact it should be. It's as if there are more quality control fanatics than there are people who post definitions. I found out that a lot of my definitions were removed for the stupidest of reasons. You make me sick. If you want me to leave, so be it. Fuck you guys."
-me
by Dave February 27, 2005
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