Dave's definitions

Almost as sexy as Kitty

A phase used to describe the extremely beautiful.

Wow, That girl over there is almost as sexy as Kitty.

by Dave July 15, 2003

morris dancer

Some wierdo's who paint their faces black and dance round sticks in the country (in England).
Usually from the South West, anal and gay - probably has sex with members of their own family

Fucking Morris dancers - they're everywhere. It's about time they passed a law against it

by Dave July 8, 2003

Stinky Eel

Performing oral sex after anal sex without the use of hands touching the man flesh. Also known as A2M.

Sally needed mouth wash after I gave her the Stinky Eel

by Dave December 16, 2004

UMP

Universal Machine Pistol

Developed by Heckler & Koch. 25-round clip chambered for .45acp.

Considered to be "an MP5 for experts". Considered by me to be "the modern-day Tommygun".

"The UMP is just a gun one can just fuck with in Counterstrike. It serves you bad, then it serves you good. It's a hypocritical gun it seems...so that's why I deem it as 'a gun you fuck with once in a while'."
-me

by Dave April 1, 2004

fanny flaps

In Britain, used to refer to the labia majora of the female vagina. Otherwise known as the vaginal "lips".

Can be used as a derogatory term, in the same way that cunt, dick, asshole would be used.

That chick has huge fanny flaps.

I'd like to wrap my fanny flaps around that guy's cock.

Shutup fanny flaps.

by Dave March 5, 2003

ramen

rah-mehn

Some damn good eatin'! Comes in countless flavors and two packagings (either a cup or a bag....or even a whole box of either one!). It's also quite inexpensive! ^_^

"The part I don't get is that, although ramen is japanese-origin, ramen is defined in my japanese dictionary as 'chinese noodles floating in broth'. Chinese noodles are called 'lo mein', and are very different from ramen (they often aren't in broth)...then again, unlike my brother, I haven't tried 'Tokyo Ramen'; I have Maruchan. There's much to learn.....especially about food. ^.^"
-me

by Dave February 11, 2004

huggle

To hug and cuddle at the same time. I like to do this to girls I like. ^-^

"I like to huggle this one cute girl at my school. ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ "
-me

by Dave March 21, 2004