Definitions by Dave

I seen it!

a phrase you might expect to say after seeing a girls foof or perhaps a boob or two

"hey peter, I seen it!"

I seen it! by Dave February 5, 2005

masticate

To eat food noisily, sloppy, and with smacking sounds and other annoyances.

"My brother masticates when he eats."
-me

masticate by Dave February 5, 2005

fiance 

Future Ex-wife, person you plan to get married to.
french for "kill me"

meet melissa she is my future ex-wife she calls me her fiance

fiance by dave February 3, 2005

Evil Steve 

one often confused with Eve among the homosexual community and is PRO cleveland steamer.Came about in the late 80's,you remember, you were there!!

a wretched yak felcher is often called a Evil steve

Evil Steve by Dave February 3, 2005

gator 

Amy Elizabeth McCusker

suck'em down gator!!!!!!!

gator by Dave February 2, 2005

nutsac 

a sac to hold your nuts in can also be used to hold beans or maybe rice or sometimes marbles or maybe those hot wheel fucking things you played with when you were a kid , when you weren't playing with yourself that is

are those beans in your nutsac

nutsac by Dave February 1, 2005

craterface 

Porth's sex goddess whom paralyzes him with her secretions

Hey look at Porth he is going to fuck Craterface again.

craterface by Dave February 1, 2005