spaff mining

what someone does after fucking with out a condom and does not want a sprog so they finger out all the spaff and eat it. you can practcie on a nice juicy creame egg
james: i was spaff mining in some minger last night as i didnt want to have to pay child support
by dave February 21, 2005
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Assistant Crack Whore

This year, there's a new "Worst Job in America", displacing the old number one for the last five consecutive years - "Crack Whore". The new number one: "Assistant Crack Whore"
by Dave March 12, 2008
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Superficial

Of or relating to a surface; concerned only with the obvious or apparent;

Synonyms are: Shallow, External.
Since she is superficial, Kelly will only date guys who are above the height of 6'3, and below 6'7, with NO exceptions. As a defense mechanism, she believes that she is picky and that everyone is superfical to certain degree.
by Dave January 28, 2005
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really though

An interjection used when one is unsure that his audience believes what he just said, usually followed by an abbreviated retelling of said disbelieved topic.

An interjection used when one wants to change the mood from humorous or light to one where his audience will trust that what he's about to say is true.

See also seriously
Really though, I'm not a clown. I just like the suit.
by dave June 24, 2004
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White House

*The building in Washington DC where the president of the United States resides and does his work. Although it's his house, he has no privacy.

*A term referring to a segregated house allowing only people of caucasion ethnicity.
Libby-Lib : "There will never be a black president because they called the White House since we're racist and all that shit man."

Me : "Oh shut up, you don't know nothin'."

Libby-Lib : "We're smarter than you Republican nazis!"

Me : "Nazis were national socialists, not conversative capitalists."

Libby-Lib : "There won't be a black president ever."

Me : "Not until Condoleeza Rice runs, my friend."
by Dave September 09, 2004
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Ecliptic

adj. 1. Of, or pertaining to EclipticZero and/or x-siq; 2. fuckin gay LOL; 3. Inexcusable immaturity; stupidity or lack of intuition.
You are an ecliptic.
by Dave April 20, 2003
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Minehead

Minehead mings
by dave March 11, 2003
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