Dave's definitions

Sysdrum

system drumatics when a computer breaks or acts up,
1a A bug or virus
1b the way a person acts when computers crash.
2 a white kid who is to nerdy to be cool

If you know an example then good for you

by Dave February 10, 2004

Shy-Guy

A masked dude that wears a robe in the Super Mario games. First appeared in Super Mario Bros. 2 (USA) in 1988.

"The best way to stop a Shy-Guy is with an overweight plumber."

by Dave May 17, 2004

squircle

a mythical shape resebling both a square and a circle. Much like the mythical unicorn of the animal kingdom. A squircle has never been seen and all drawings are only
invalid interpretations.

will is so non-squircular...he should fuck off and stop using this word

by dave July 3, 2003

trumboning

The act of licking a persons anus, as they stand, while at the same manually gratifying them so as to affect a pose similar to that of one playing the trombone.

Daddy likes it when the baby-sitter trombones him. He says that he has really small hands..

by Dave December 5, 2002

Hugh Hefner

The inventor of Playboy magazine. Considered immoral, but he is still a genius, and above all, he knows how to throw parties.

"Hugh Hefner is a true American icon."
-me

by Dave May 20, 2004

meh

a term meaning lack of care; undescisiveness, "maybe", or "i dont wanna"

(def1)"Are you goning to do your homework?" "Meh"

(Def3)"Will you go out with her?" "meh, i dont realy know..."

(def4) "GIVE ME THE REMOTE!"
"MEH!"

by Dave November 18, 2003

SLONG

Short for SLOW SONG

I'm gunna download a few slongs.

by dave April 24, 2003