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swag

Promotional gift, tzatchke or leave-behind. The calendar your insurance agent sends. The t-shirt you get at a 5k race. The Gucci purse a member of the academy gets before the Oscars. S.W.A.G. from "sent with a gift."
This year, SWAG from the conference included a gym bag with the sponsor's logo, some coffee mugs with the co-sponsor's logo and some chocolates in the shape of a stethiscope.
by Dave January 10, 2005
mugGet the swagmug.

tight

1. close together or without flexibility
2. a term used by preppies to mean that something is cool or awesome (special rule: if you don't want to sound like a silly preppy, then you MUST follow tight up with the word vagina whenever you use it in the awesome context(this rule was created by my man, colin lamb))
1. these pants are so tight my balls cant breathe
2.a(preppy). those shoes are TIGHT!
b(not preppy). those shoes are TIGHT.... vagina!
by Dave January 9, 2004
mugGet the tightmug.

monkeydick

Someone who resembles or acts like the pizzle of a monkey.
That guy is such a monkeydick
by Dave February 1, 2005
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misspelt

Yet another example of a 'strong verb' past form. It is the past tense and past participle of misspell. Apart from dialectal preferences, it is equal in meaning to the form misspell in all ways.

British English shows a preference for retaining strong verb forms (burnt, learnt, spelt, dreamt, spoilt etc). American English shows a preference for ignora... I'm mean simplification (burned, learned etc).

Compare insure/ensure and inquiry/enquiry.
Most strong verbs' past tense is misspelt in American/British English.
by Dave December 31, 2003
mugGet the misspeltmug.

pizzle

Ghetto terminology, inspired by Snoop Dog (spell?), replacing the word "piss".
"Hey my nigga I'll be right back, I gotsta take a pizzle."
"Fo shizzle my nizzle."
by Dave September 23, 2004
mugGet the pizzlemug.

Konami

1.)Japanese word literally meaning "small wave".

2.)The name of a videogame company that has been known throughout its history to release high-quality videogames of all kinds of genres and systems. Konami is particularly well-known for such games as:
*Metal Gear
*Zone Of Enders
*Silent Hill
*Castlevania
*Contra
*Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
...among MANY other titles throughout its history, a lot of which happened to be pre-licensed. Konami should not be forgotten for having released a LOT of arcade games during the 80's, including pre-licensed games like The Simpsons & TMNT, both of which were awesome side-scrolling action games. Another arcade-only game, Vendetta, had a character named Hawk, who looked just like Hulk Hogan!
Today Konami continues to be the force behind multiple consoles, including the 128-bit systems and Gameboy Advance. Konami has a lot of cool titles, but their best happens to be Metal Gear Solid, ZOE, Silent Hill, and TMNT (well, this game flopped, but I sure do hope the sequel has much-needed improvements, as good as TMNT is).
"Konami rules. ^_^ but I miss the old wave logo they used to have above their logo....now it's replaced by a red-colored logo that resembles the end of a katana. -_- *sigh* I miss the old wave logo..."
-me
by Dave March 16, 2004
mugGet the Konamimug.

sketchyball

Girls who go after guys who are more than 2 years older. Weird/sketchy. Sandra.
"I just went to UConn and hooked up with a senior!"
- sketchyball.
by Dave December 20, 2004
mugGet the sketchyballmug.

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