Dave's definitions

stunner

A term to refer to a stun grenade (aka : flashbang).

"Quickly! Throw a stunner in there!"
-a SEAL ordering another SEAL during a BBC (Breach, Bang, Clear) operation

by Dave March 31, 2004

Virginia

*The first state of the United States, and therefore the state containing Washington DC, the nation's capital. Easily a state with more history than any other in the nation.

*An appropriate slang term for "vagina".

"Where can I find the Pentagon or the White House?"
"Virginia."

"I loked up fart and one of the definitions was talking about "fart from the virginia", so I got so inspired to define Virginia."
-me

by Dave October 19, 2004

pineapple

*A tropical fruit.

*A term to refer to a beautiful man.

*The name of the Mark 2 APHG (Anti-Personnel Hand Grenade), a fragmentation grenade with a service dating as far as World War II. Replaced by the M67, the Pineapple sees very little or no service anymore.

"Nobody uses Pineapple grenades much anymore. Pineapple grenades can also be collected."
-me

by Dave March 31, 2004

standard-issue

Basic, mandatory item. A term used in the military. Serves for various things, including weapons and clothes (normally called BDU's).

"The M16 is the standard-issue firearm of the US military, and the Beretta M9 is the standard-issue sidearm."
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004

Windows

An operating system created by the Microsoft Monopoly. They are only after taking your money adn screwing over your computer at the same time. O.. but I forgot.. they issue patches... and then they make more patches.. and then they make more patches... and so on and so fourth so that you think you are realy improving your computer when all your doing is updating the problem. Prefer an etchasketch over a PC running windows. Hell.. even Microsoft doesent even run a version of Windoze on their servers.

"O.. you run Windoze?....O God I'm so sorry..."

by Dave June 20, 2004

Party Boy

To randomaly go up to someone nad beat them, then casually walk off

"Nick go party boy Dave"

by Dave April 19, 2003

wiggledysnap

2 key uses, both as an expression of surprise either as unexpected joy or as unexpected frustration or anger

When meeting a friend not seen for a while, "Wiggledysnap, it's good to see ya"

or

After jamming your finger in a car door and trying not to crack it "Wiggledysnap!" is an acceptable expression of anger.

by Dave January 26, 2005