Dave's definitions

you're the man now dog

An interjection praising the quality of the dog (i.e. person, generally male) in question, with reference to a recent noteworthy accomplishment.

"I vowed never to visit www.yourethemannowdog.com again 2 months ago and I'm still clean!"

"2 months without inane net comedy like that. You're the man now, dog!"

"AAAAAAAH!

by Dave September 19, 2003

Religaholic

Someone that lets religion control every aspect of that person's life to the point of absurdity. Also drives everyone away with a bunch of crazy talk.

Stop telling me stuff about the bible you religaholic !

by Dave July 11, 2003

SOCOM

*Special Operations COMmand.

*A videogame for Playstation 2.

"SOCOM's the shit. ^_^ especially SOCOM II."
-me

by Dave January 15, 2004

going steady

Staying with a significant other for an extended amount of time, often under the assumption that you will refrain from dating other people during said time.

Me and my girl have been going steady for 6 months now.

by dave February 15, 2004

vincinator

The term used to describe someone whose sole purpose in life is to get you and everyone around him shitfaced.
DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THIS PERSON! There is no such thing as a quiet pint!

I went out for a pint with the vincinator on Sunday, i`ve just woke up, it`s Thursday, and i`m in Devon, my arse hurts. I HAVE BEEN VINCINATED!

by Dave September 19, 2004

shipping'n'handling

An excuse for the manufacturer to make you pay more money to order a product.

"I know it's necessary but I hate to have to cough up a bunch of more loot just so they can friggin' package the thing in a cardboard box! lol "
-me

by Dave February 18, 2004

EMP

Electromagnetic Pulse.

"When a nuclear bomb explodes, a whole shitload of EMP is discharged, and powerful enough to turn all appliances into toast!"
-me

by Dave March 31, 2004