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God Bless America

*An American catchphrase that was used on a daily basis after Nine-Eleven.

*A little booklet which contains prayers & reflections for our country. This is an important read for those who despise America, but it contains religious content, thus this book will be avoided by those pussies who couldn't afford to learn a moral from The Book.
"It's like a bible but with patriotism."
-me

"Could we all please stop this God Bless America crap."
-Michael Moore, spouting off more anti-America rhetoric
by Dave July 6, 2004
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Anus Tariff

A tax applied to male prostitutes by the Sweedish Government
The Male Prostitute went to pay his anus tariff
by dave November 26, 2003
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SAS

Special Air Service.

The name for England's most powerful, elite special forces squad, specializing especially in counterterrorism. History dates back to WWII, thus making this unit also specialize in battlefield tactics.
What makes the SAS so superior in countless aspects is that their men have experience. The training is, naturally, extremely rigorous and demanding, and to top it all off they put you through a jungle course that lasts for 7 weeks. If you make it through the SAS's hellish training, you EARN a beret (as opposed to the US Army Green Beret being given them).

The SAS is perhaps the second most powerful commando unit in the world, just slightly below the US Navy SEAL unit. But as mentioned before, the fact that the SAS are experienced could make their superior American counterpart look a little iffy in certain areas.
"There's also the german GSG-9 (Grenschutz Gruppe) & KSK (Kommando Speziel Kraft), the french GIGN (I forget what it means, which is no surprise because I bearly remember french-writing), the italian COMSUBIN (Italian Navy SEAL's), south-korean RKMC (Republic of Korea Marine Corps, aka : Invincible Marines), israeli Sayeret, japanese SAT (Special Assault Team), among COUNTLESS other special units......but the SEAL's and SAS are practically thee cream of the crop."
-me

"Who dares, wins!"
-SAS Motto

PS : Actually, the german GSG-9 and japanese SAT are more homebound-operated....I think the SAT is homebound, I dunno, maybe further....but Germany uses the KSK for international capabilities. Just FYI.
by Dave February 16, 2004
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Mossberg

*A corporation that manufactures high-quality shotguns.

*Shortened name referring to a Mossberg-made shotgun.
"You can use a Mossberg in Battlefield Vietnam!"
-me

"I have a Mossberg too. It's an M500, 12-gauge, pump-action. Sometimes I call it a 'Mossy'. My Mossy is quite accurate too. ^_^ "
-me
by Dave June 16, 2004
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hack

*To break into a computer and access files and what-not, often by clandestine and illegal means.
*A term referring to a cheater in a game of CS.
"I'm going to access the confidential Metal Gear files."
"Isn't it protected by a password and firewall?"
"Yes but...there are ways. ^_~ "
-Otacon & Snake conversing about trying to find out about the PAL system

"That guy's too good. He must be a hacker. Damn him!"
-me, getting my ass kicked by someone who is just too damn good at CS
by Dave April 16, 2004
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Gashead

A noble and high-brow football connoisseur who is of more sound mind than the supporters of Bristol City.
Exact opposite of 'Shithead'
by Dave December 21, 2003
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The Breaks

An 80's rap song from Kurtis Blow. It is recommended that you listen to it for yourself to understand what it truly means.
"Clap y'hands everybody, if you got what it takes....'cause I'm Kurtis Blow and I want'chu t'know that these are the breaks!"
-beginning of The Breaks

You want an example of this song? Play Grand Theft Auto : Vice City!
by Dave January 15, 2004
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