DashiellShatter's definitions

Kai

One of two members of the famous band Milquetoste, creators of such epics as "Suit Up, We're Going to China" and "Instagram Doesn't Pay the Bills".

Human: OMG it's Kai!!!
Moron: Who?
Human: Kai! From Milquetoste!
Moron: Ohh...

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

Condom Turtle

A visible erection through the condom.

I leaned over, in an attempt to hide my condom turtle.

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

Dashiell

Me

Hi, I'm Dashiell.

by DashiellShatter April 25, 2023

Awesome Man Gets Food Simulator

The best game on Scratch play it now

Bro have you played DGMP's new game Awesome Man Gets Food Simulator? It's so epicenter!

by DashiellShatter April 25, 2023

Tristan

The greatest guy in existence

OMG IT'S TRISTAN!!!!! *anime squeal*

by DashiellShatter April 25, 2023

Milquetoste

The famous band behind "Suit Up, We're Going to China" and "Instagram Doesn't Pay the Bills".

Person 1: Do you listen to Milquetoste?
Person 2: Fuck yeah!

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

High School

Hell

High school is like riding a bike, and the bike's on fire, and the ground's on fire, and everything's on fire 'cause you're in hell.

by DashiellShatter April 25, 2023