16 definitions by DashiellShatter

Wallpaper Dad

A father who likes licking the white powder off of the wallpaper.

Person 1: Hey, can I come over to your house?
Person 2: No, I need to take my wallpaper dad to the hospital.

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

When you try to fuck someone but miss and they throw you out of bed into Poland

I can't believe it! I tried to fuck my wife and she hit me with the eggplant motorcycle!

by DashiellShatter April 25, 2023

Bro have you played DGMP's new game Awesome Man Gets Food Simulator? It's so epicenter!

by DashiellShatter April 25, 2023

Simultaneously a noob and seasoned veteran at life

Oh shit, is that Logan? Oh God, oh fuck no, tell my family I love them!
(Gets torn in half)

by DashiellShatter April 24, 2023

One of two members of the famous band Milquetoste, creators of such epics as "Suit Up, We're Going to China" and "Instagram Doesn't Pay the Bills".

Human: OMG it's Kai!!!
Moron: Who?
Human: Kai! From Milquetoste!
Moron: Ohh...

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

You collect toenails? That's one big Summit Bottle.

by DashiellShatter April 21, 2023

by DashiellShatter April 25, 2023