Logan

Simultaneously a noob and seasoned veteran at life

Oh shit, is that Logan? Oh God, oh fuck no, tell my family I love them!
(Gets torn in half)

by DashiellShatter April 24, 2023

Milquetoste

The famous band behind "Suit Up, We're Going to China" and "Instagram Doesn't Pay the Bills".

Person 1: Do you listen to Milquetoste?
Person 2: Fuck yeah!

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

High School

Hell

High school is like riding a bike, and the bike's on fire, and the ground's on fire, and everything's on fire 'cause you're in hell.

by DashiellShatter April 25, 2023

Tristan

The greatest guy in existence

OMG IT'S TRISTAN!!!!! *anime squeal*

by DashiellShatter April 25, 2023

Awesome Man Gets Food Simulator

The best game on Scratch play it now

Bro have you played DGMP's new game Awesome Man Gets Food Simulator? It's so epicenter!

by DashiellShatter April 25, 2023

Wooper

God

Due to not giving an item of worship, Wooper drowned all its friends in cold blood with a hearty smile on its face.

by DashiellShatter April 24, 2023

Pillow Ketchup

The red stuff you find on your pillow after your wife shot you.

I woke up and found some pillow ketchup.

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023