Pillow Ketchup

The red stuff you find on your pillow after your wife shot you.
I woke up and found some pillow ketchup.
by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023
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Tristan

The greatest guy in existence
OMG IT'S TRISTAN!!!!! *anime squeal*
by DashiellShatter April 25, 2023
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Awesome Man Gets Food Simulator

The best game on Scratch play it now
Bro have you played DGMP's new game Awesome Man Gets Food Simulator? It's so epicenter!
by DashiellShatter April 25, 2023
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Milquetoste

The famous band behind "Suit Up, We're Going to China" and "Instagram Doesn't Pay the Bills".
Person 1: Do you listen to Milquetoste?
Person 2: Fuck yeah!
by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023
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High School

Hell
High school is like riding a bike, and the bike's on fire, and the ground's on fire, and everything's on fire 'cause you're in hell.
by DashiellShatter April 25, 2023
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Condom Turtle

A visible erection through the condom.
I leaned over, in an attempt to hide my condom turtle.
by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023
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Logan

Simultaneously a noob and seasoned veteran at life
Oh shit, is that Logan? Oh God, oh fuck no, tell my family I love them!
(Gets torn in half)
by DashiellShatter April 24, 2023
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