Urban Dictionary: Definitions by DashiellShatter

Awesome Man Gets Food Simulator

Bro have you played DGMP's new game Awesome Man Gets Food Simulator? It's so epicenter!

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Me

Hi, I'm Dashiell.

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When you try to fuck someone but miss and they throw you out of bed into Poland

I can't believe it! I tried to fuck my wife and she hit me with the eggplant motorcycle!

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High school is like riding a bike, and the bike's on fire, and the ground's on fire, and everything's on fire 'cause you're in hell.

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I have to be draeming, right?

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Oh shit, is that Logan? Oh God, oh fuck no, tell my family I love them!
(Gets torn in half)

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Due to not giving an item of worship, Wooper drowned all its friends in cold blood with a hearty smile on its face.

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