DasWonton's definitions

One Sum

Masturbate

I just did a one sum at the theater watching magic mike xxl

by DasWonton February 25, 2019

Thien An

Most likely gay Asian bitch who eats ass for a living, and says any spec of profanity to anyone, and I mean ANYONE.

Person 1: Hey, can you move?
Thien An: Shut up, cracker.

by DasWonton January 16, 2019

Fat Man and Little Boy

Nukes.

Japanese: Fugg, Fat Man and Little Boy be dropped on our gay ass country.

by DasWonton January 25, 2019

Sicko Moan

When you finally had sex and feel like you can do anything in the burst of energy you have, only lasts a short minute or less.

Yo, Tanya just got a sicko moan in her.

by DasWonton January 27, 2019

Commiyaboo

Also called Commiaboo or Commeeaboo. This is a person who is very arragant and wants to install the authoritarian government of communism, these people however, say that this is a free item in a store, this is not how communism works and I will fucking bash whoever's fucking head with a hammer and slice the person's head open with a sickle

This commiyaboo is a fucking jackass

by DasWonton September 13, 2018

Genital Spasm

Very similar to Groin Spasm, a genital spasm is a condition where your nuts start to hurt involuntarily, and either feel a short spike then nothing, or A FUCKING JET GONE INTO YOUR TWO TESTICLES LIKE 9/11! You will possibly nut in your pants if you are over 14.

I think I might be having a genital spasm again, back away, I need the washroom.

by DasWonton September 18, 2018

Kamikaze Shot

When a person makes a specific shot by these steps;
Pour the vodka, lime juice, and triple sec into a cocktail shaker over ice. Cover, and shake until the outside of the shaker has frosted. Strain into a chilled shot glasses to serve.

Now grind Jewish salt on the table, take either a straw or a piece of american money that's rolled up, now use your sniffer helper item, to now FUCKING SNORT THE ENTIRE LINE OF SALT AND TAKE A SHOT OF THE DRINK AND GET INTO AGONY AS YOU REMEMBER BEING ALMOST FUCKING DIVE BOMBED BY A JAPANESE AIRCRAFT!

Scenario (Chattin on the interwebs):
Guy 1: Do you know what it feels like, or even looks like to take a kamikaze shot?
Guy 2: Yeah, why the fuck not?
Guy 1: Here's the title of the video: Kamikaze Shots | 神風ショット
(Few moments later)
Guy 2: Wat duh fucc?

by DasWonton September 18, 2018