Everyone points to Harry Potter. But… there is ONE other definition… me. Why?
Well, let’s observe two historical points of my life…
1995: My mother was tragically killed in a car accident.
2012: I was hit by a car, but… I survived with merely a broken shin.,
Two vehicle accidents. The mother was killed, but the son surivived.
So in a way, that makes me…
The Boy Who Lived.
Well, let’s observe two historical points of my life…
1995: My mother was tragically killed in a car accident.
2012: I was hit by a car, but… I survived with merely a broken shin.,
Two vehicle accidents. The mother was killed, but the son surivived.
So in a way, that makes me…
The Boy Who Lived.
by Darkness Prime June 03, 2023
Get the The Boy Who Lived mug.The GOP’s equivalent of Starscream, but without the silver tongue. They’d both literally do ANYTHING to become the head of their faction, no matter how foolish.
Kevin McCarthy would’ve sold his family to get the Speakership. Exactly the sort of thing Starscream would do. Both are constantly trying to gain power and fail multiple times before pulling it off. At least Starscream has his silver tongue.
by Darkness Prime January 26, 2023
Get the Kevin McCarthy mug.That one Saw film (ninth to be specific) that had Chris Rock as the main character and features Samuel L. Jackson saying "You wanna play games, motherfucker?"
Person 1: I just saw the film "Spiral."
Person 2: What is that?
Person 1: It's a Saw film that has Chris Rock as the main character.
Person 2: What?!?
Person 1: And... Samuel L. Jackson plays his dad.
Person 2: Wait... this can't be real. A Saw film with those two? Looks it up Wow.
Person 2: What is that?
Person 1: It's a Saw film that has Chris Rock as the main character.
Person 2: What?!?
Person 1: And... Samuel L. Jackson plays his dad.
Person 2: Wait... this can't be real. A Saw film with those two? Looks it up Wow.
by Darkness Prime January 24, 2023
Get the Spiral mug.Must this one be explained? Just watch his “Change My Mind” for a few minutes and you’ve got a textbook example of a smug prick.
by Darkness Prime January 26, 2023
Get the Smug Prick mug.The BEST flavor of Bacardi Rum in existence. It’s a fusion of dragonfruit and strawberry flavors. Goes well with almost anything, but a simple Rum n’ Coke will do the trick in a pinch, or, you want it lighter… mix it with Sprite. But seriously, there are endless combinations to be found with this legendary elixir. Go out there and try it!
I fused Bacardi Dragonberry with Sprite and Mountain Dew Voltage to form a new drink called a Luster Dragon.
by Darkness Prime February 11, 2023
Get the Bacardi Dragonberry mug.A fitting name for Vivek Ramaswamy, because it is very clear of how much of smug, out of control scumbag he actually is.
Wants to prevent anyone under 25 from voting unless they “pass a civics test” (basically the same thing as literacy tests imposed after the Civil War), or have served in the military/as first responders (people he knows would be more likely to vote for him). It’s obvious why, he wants to prevent young generations from voting because he knows they won’t vote for him.
Thinks talking fast and wordy while spouting lie after lie (and constantly adding “it’s a fact” despite the actual facts saying otherwise) makes him smart and likable, when all it does is the opposite. It’s like Ben Shapiro… but way more annoying.
Claims climate change “agenda” is a hoax and claims the policies intended to combat climate change “kill more than actual climate change.” All for an excuse to not do anything about climate change or to downplay it when it’s gotten so bad that its impossible to not notice a rise in extreme weather.
Has accused the LGBTQ+ community of being a cult and “having no obligation to logic,” while defending Donald Trump, whose base literally fits the definition of a cult and hardly ever uses logic.
Oh, and he also claimed January 6th happened because of “censorship,” then defended it after publishing a book where he condemned it, when called out on it, acted like the evidence wasn’t there in the book.
So yeah, he deserves a new name…
Vivid Rampantswampy.
Wants to prevent anyone under 25 from voting unless they “pass a civics test” (basically the same thing as literacy tests imposed after the Civil War), or have served in the military/as first responders (people he knows would be more likely to vote for him). It’s obvious why, he wants to prevent young generations from voting because he knows they won’t vote for him.
Thinks talking fast and wordy while spouting lie after lie (and constantly adding “it’s a fact” despite the actual facts saying otherwise) makes him smart and likable, when all it does is the opposite. It’s like Ben Shapiro… but way more annoying.
Claims climate change “agenda” is a hoax and claims the policies intended to combat climate change “kill more than actual climate change.” All for an excuse to not do anything about climate change or to downplay it when it’s gotten so bad that its impossible to not notice a rise in extreme weather.
Has accused the LGBTQ+ community of being a cult and “having no obligation to logic,” while defending Donald Trump, whose base literally fits the definition of a cult and hardly ever uses logic.
Oh, and he also claimed January 6th happened because of “censorship,” then defended it after publishing a book where he condemned it, when called out on it, acted like the evidence wasn’t there in the book.
So yeah, he deserves a new name…
Vivid Rampantswampy.
by Darkness Prime October 01, 2023
Get the Vivid Rampantswampy mug.Florida's equivalent of Lord Voldemort. His policies that target anything he claims is "woke" (which he can't even correctly define), with extra cruelty at the trans community. Gee... sounds an awful lot like Voldy's policies against Muggles, the Order of the Phoenix, and Muggle-Borns. Both of them get owned via their own arrogance (DeSantis got owned by Disney of all things!), and their defeats are equally amusing to watch.
Florida Voldemort... er, I mean Ron DeSantis... probably has Horcurxes stashed any somewhere. It certainly would explain his lack of humanity, his lack of empathy, and his cruelty toward anything and anyone he thinks is "woke,' whatever THAT means in his insane mind.
by Darkness Prime June 04, 2023
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