Only having one partner/mate, and you only write in a romantic or sexual context on and off of the timeline with that one partner. When writing with others it is platonic.
by Darker September 30, 2020
Get the Exclusive (Role Play) mug.Johnny Deeper is a fictional young boy who appears in a number of sexually explicit anecdotes referred to as "Johnny Deeper Jokes". These stories are passed around elementary school age males, and may to many represent first exposure to sexually themed humor.
Most stories center around the character Johnny Deeper fornicating with teachers or being vulgar in the classroom; hence the series enduring popularity with the age group. Some jokes are very simple and play only off Johnny's surname, while others, far more complex, just represent Johnny as a vulgar, but ultimately innocent and loveable elementary school student.
Most stories center around the character Johnny Deeper fornicating with teachers or being vulgar in the classroom; hence the series enduring popularity with the age group. Some jokes are very simple and play only off Johnny's surname, while others, far more complex, just represent Johnny as a vulgar, but ultimately innocent and loveable elementary school student.
Little Johnny Deeper's mother comes home and catches him on his girlfriend and yells, "Johnny Deeper" and Johnny replies "Gee Mom, I'm in as deep as I can go".
by Darker August 11, 2010
Get the Johnny Deeper mug.During the physical act of lovemaking a man first inserts his penis directly into his partners asshole he then proceeds to quickly consume a strategically placed fast food item, while additionally attempting to keep his member securly in his partners anus.
Special care will often be taken such that the subjugated party first hears the removal of the wrapping from the fast food, and then is confronted by the stark realization that their partner is in fact enjoying both decadence of anal sex and white trash american foodstuffs.
Special care will often be taken such that the subjugated party first hears the removal of the wrapping from the fast food, and then is confronted by the stark realization that their partner is in fact enjoying both decadence of anal sex and white trash american foodstuffs.
Jason : Hey dude you know what I did to Katie last night?
Roger : What man ?
Jason : I gave her the old number two happy meal --- she wouldn't even look at me afterward. It was fucking epic.
Roger : What man ?
Jason : I gave her the old number two happy meal --- she wouldn't even look at me afterward. It was fucking epic.
by darker May 11, 2009
Get the Number two happy meal mug.Derived from the video game "Half Life 2" a "manhack" is a small flying drone armed with three sharp blades that would chase the main character, Gordon Freeman, around during the early levels of the game. This term has been adapted in recent years to describe any AI or remote controlled roto-craft such as helicopter or quadrocopter that is out of human control.
::Two guys in a field::
Guy 1 : So I just got the new firmware uploaded to my co-pilot chip lets try it out.
Guy 2 : Shouldn't you test that out with the engine control unit unplugged?
Guy 1: Fuck you guy.
::1 minute later ::
Guy 1 : Ahhhh manhack!
Guy 1 : So I just got the new firmware uploaded to my co-pilot chip lets try it out.
Guy 2 : Shouldn't you test that out with the engine control unit unplugged?
Guy 1: Fuck you guy.
::1 minute later ::
Guy 1 : Ahhhh manhack!
by Darker November 29, 2010
Get the manhack mug.A "ghetto black Friday sale" describes any home robbery that takes place in the days immediately following the Black Friday shopping extravaganza. It is assumed that homes are targeted during this time due to an increased chance of new electronics being present in the house, and a general interest by local burglars in sharing in the holiday shopping tradition.
Kevin : So there was a ghetto black Friday sale at my house yesterday.
Dave : You mean some black people broke into your house and stole your family's stuff?
Kevin : Pretty much.
Dave : You mean some black people broke into your house and stole your family's stuff?
Kevin : Pretty much.
by Darker December 01, 2010
Get the Ghetto Black Friday Sale mug.CE is an acronym for "casual encounters" a section of the popular trading website craigslist. CE represents to the rest of the world a place where sexual favors are exchanged for the lowest level of implied commitment. It is typically infested with single moms, prostitutes, transsexuals, and jailbait who are all vying with each other to trap Mr. Scumbag USA into an LTR (Long Term Relationship) with the promise of NSA (No Strings Attached) sex.
Justin : Dude my fucking sac itches and I think I got herpes on my face.
Frank : Well you shouldn't have fucked that chick from CE dude.
Justin : Yeah, I mean it was cool that she was really into anal, but I probably should have known better.
Frank : Sometimes you have to think about what you don't want before you think about what you want.
Justin : Sage advice.
Frank : Well you shouldn't have fucked that chick from CE dude.
Justin : Yeah, I mean it was cool that she was really into anal, but I probably should have known better.
Frank : Sometimes you have to think about what you don't want before you think about what you want.
Justin : Sage advice.
by Darker January 21, 2010
Get the CE mug."BBW" is an acronym that stands for "Big Beautiful Woman" that arose from the "fat acceptance" movement in the 1980's. Originally, it was intended to help obese girls accept that they did not have to live up to societies standards, and that it was "ok" to be curvy. Since it's inception the term has mutated to refer to the the self declarative - "I am a fat whore, I like to get plugged, and I have very low standards".
Rodger : So my buddy Justin answer a craigslist ad for a 25 year old BBW housewife.
Dodger : Really? How did that work out for him ?
Rodger : I don't know dude, but there are some things that you just can't unhear. The jist of it is that he got his penis lost in the folds.
Dodger : Really, can you do that ?
Rodger : Yes. Apparently you can.
Dodger : Really? How did that work out for him ?
Rodger : I don't know dude, but there are some things that you just can't unhear. The jist of it is that he got his penis lost in the folds.
Dodger : Really, can you do that ?
Rodger : Yes. Apparently you can.
by Darker December 16, 2011
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