A "ghetto black Friday sale" describes any home robbery that takes place in the days immediately following the Black Friday shopping extravaganza. It is assumed that homes are targeted during this time due to an increased chance of new electronics being present in the house, and a general interest by local burglars in sharing in the holiday shopping tradition.
Kevin : So there was a ghetto black Friday sale at my house yesterday.
Dave : You mean some black people broke into your house and stole your family's stuff?
Kevin : Pretty much.
Dave : You mean some black people broke into your house and stole your family's stuff?
Kevin : Pretty much.
by Darker December 01, 2010
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Jean : Hey Jen check out the creeplet.
Jen : What the fuck is creeplet?
Jean : That werido over there. I mean right now -- he just looks outa place, but give him five years and beer belly, and he'll be all like creepy uncle on every girl in this bar.
Jen : What the fuck is creeplet?
Jean : That werido over there. I mean right now -- he just looks outa place, but give him five years and beer belly, and he'll be all like creepy uncle on every girl in this bar.
by Darker August 23, 2009
Get the Creeplet mug.A Western NY phenomena; the so-called "Chippewa Guido" represents an amalgamated term used to disparage a group of men who walk the line between homosexual and heterosexual and who frequent the ale houses along West Chippewa St. in Buffalo, NY. As the name implies, this group is represented by "men" of roughly Italian origin however, in recent years some of both Middle Eastern and Latino decent may also join their ranks based on considered adoption of meterosexual fashion.
A Chippewa Guido can be recognized by several key traits. The first is hair gel - the more the better. The second is that they are inordinately loud, and will scream at helpless televisions despite the fact that the people on the TV cannot hear them. Third, they talk about their sexual conquests incessantly.
As to mating, one or more Chippewa Guido's will often attempt to approach on a single lady or group of ladies and will then will attempt to enthrall them using a semi-erotic courtship display. The prevalence and success of such acts weather or not they result in coitus are used within the group establish pack-dominance.
A Chippewa Guido can be recognized by several key traits. The first is hair gel - the more the better. The second is that they are inordinately loud, and will scream at helpless televisions despite the fact that the people on the TV cannot hear them. Third, they talk about their sexual conquests incessantly.
As to mating, one or more Chippewa Guido's will often attempt to approach on a single lady or group of ladies and will then will attempt to enthrall them using a semi-erotic courtship display. The prevalence and success of such acts weather or not they result in coitus are used within the group establish pack-dominance.
Roger : I fucking hate this bar, it cost me 10$ to get in and the whole place is stuffed with sausage.
Helen : It's not as bad as you think look at the Chippewa Guido’s over there. I don't think they are a threat to you.
Roger : Your thinking sword fighting ?
Helen : I'm just saying. When men hook up, you win. I mean look at this place there are more men than women, but most of these dudes are probably going home together.
Roger : You make an excellent point, but I really don't like the way that Turkish dude is looking at my package. Let's get the fuck out of here.
Helen : It's not as bad as you think look at the Chippewa Guido’s over there. I don't think they are a threat to you.
Roger : Your thinking sword fighting ?
Helen : I'm just saying. When men hook up, you win. I mean look at this place there are more men than women, but most of these dudes are probably going home together.
Roger : You make an excellent point, but I really don't like the way that Turkish dude is looking at my package. Let's get the fuck out of here.
by Darker January 21, 2010
Get the Chippewa Guido mug.The term "whorebag sally" can be used to describe a variety of different females that one might encounter in the day to day hustle and bustle of life. It is fundamentally synonymous with the terms "slut", "whore", and "skank", but adds in the definite class of using a compound term which other listeners may not understand. It also allows for one to pretend knowledge of a girls name without actually having said information potentially making the user look like a stud.
Roger : Check out the HB in the dress over there.
Dodger : Fucking right Whorebag Sally for the win.
Roger : You know that girl ?
Dodger : Naw, she's just a Whorebag Sally. It happens to be the hip way to say "slut" these days. You lower class peon.
Roger : ::Stunned Silence::
Dodger : Fucking right Whorebag Sally for the win.
Roger : You know that girl ?
Dodger : Naw, she's just a Whorebag Sally. It happens to be the hip way to say "slut" these days. You lower class peon.
Roger : ::Stunned Silence::
by Darker July 23, 2010
Get the Whorebag Sally mug."Oirish" is a term coined by amused Irish natives to describe anything associated with the tourist cult of Ireland that paints it as the land of shamrocks, blarney stones, leprechauns, and Guinness.
It can also be used to describe anyone who despite many generations in the new world and questionable Irish ancestry constantly proclaims themselves to be Irish. This can range from an innocent baseball cap with a shamrock on it to a drunken twit in a kilt idiotically greeting everyone with a faux accented "top o' the mornin' to yah laddie".
It can also be used to describe anyone who despite many generations in the new world and questionable Irish ancestry constantly proclaims themselves to be Irish. This can range from an innocent baseball cap with a shamrock on it to a drunken twit in a kilt idiotically greeting everyone with a faux accented "top o' the mornin' to yah laddie".
Phill : Oh look it's J. do you see that the twit brought himself a shillelagh.
Robert : Yeah I see. It's great little costume he has there you'd almost think the oirish twit was auditioning for a part on Ballykissangel.
American Tourist : Put a Shamrock in Me Guinness.
Bartender : ::Tosser::
Robert : Yeah I see. It's great little costume he has there you'd almost think the oirish twit was auditioning for a part on Ballykissangel.
American Tourist : Put a Shamrock in Me Guinness.
Bartender : ::Tosser::
by Darker March 31, 2011
Get the oirish mug.An "orangutang bang" is polyamorous sexual activity undertaken by a individual caucasian female and a troupe consisting of three or more negro males.
So from my room I heard someone say, "Put that big thing in my mouth". I then walked to the kitchen where I found my roommate and several of his friends along with a redhead from the swimming team ensconced. In general terms they were engaged in what could be described as a gangbang. I was invited to join however, I turned down the invitation. Later my friends termed what was occur to be not a "gangbang", but an "orangutang bang".
by Darker September 12, 2010
Get the orangutang bang mug.She's fat. She's crazy. She's legally bipolar. She is a "Bipolar Betty". "Bipolar Betty" is a term that can used to describe any of the countless number of fat insane girls that a person has to deal with at work or at school. Typically, your local Bipolar Betty will be found either making an inordinate amount of noise or sobbing loudly. She will have NO emotional middle ground. It's either all on ON or all OFF. She will also be huge. We're talking not just a plumper, but the full pork pie. Interact with at your own risk.
Barry : Dude you've gotta see this fucking retard we got working the help desk, she's a real fucking Bipolar Betty.
Winfield : You mean legally?
Barry : Hundred percent dude she got this job on an anti-discrimination beef.
Winfield : Dude that fucking sucks. I had a Bipolar Better two years ago in R&D and if she hadn't OD'ed on Aspirin we'd probably be the next division to getting canned. I mean individually she brought the whole workplace down. People who loved this job were leaving at 4:30 just to get away from her. It's just one of those things you know ... God shit on that person.
Barry : Funny that you mention God.
Winfield : Why?
Barry : She's a Mormon this week.
Winfield : Ha. Joseph Smith didn't see this one coming magical seeing stones my ass.
Winfield : You mean legally?
Barry : Hundred percent dude she got this job on an anti-discrimination beef.
Winfield : Dude that fucking sucks. I had a Bipolar Better two years ago in R&D and if she hadn't OD'ed on Aspirin we'd probably be the next division to getting canned. I mean individually she brought the whole workplace down. People who loved this job were leaving at 4:30 just to get away from her. It's just one of those things you know ... God shit on that person.
Barry : Funny that you mention God.
Winfield : Why?
Barry : She's a Mormon this week.
Winfield : Ha. Joseph Smith didn't see this one coming magical seeing stones my ass.
by Darker April 28, 2010
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