Definitions by Dark Chaos

Gokudo 

A Japanese cartoon about a thief who does what he wants, when he wants, how he wants, with who he wants, without any "heart of gold" or "compassion" bullshit.

Gokudo is a genuine anti-hero!

Gokudo by Dark Chaos August 17, 2004

Doonesbury 

A comic so far to the left it makes Michael Moore weep.

See also The Boondocks.

Doonesbury by Dark Chaos August 16, 2004

The Boondocks 

A comic strip so far to the left it falls off my newspaper and into my coffee.

See also Doonesbury.

The Boondocks by Dark Chaos August 16, 2004

Pokey 

A penguin that lives in the Arctic Circle, often accompanied by his friends Headcheese and Mr. Nutty.

Headcheese: Pokey are you drunk on love?
Pokey: Yes. Also whiskey, but mostly love...and whiskey.

Pokey by Dark Chaos August 16, 2004

Elitists 

The plural of elitist. In short, a person, or group of persons, who believes something about them make them superior to others, and they feel the need to flaunt their superiority.

Elitists are scum, no matter who they support.

Elitists by Dark Chaos August 12, 2004

guybrush threepwood 

As he claims, a mighty pirate.

I'm Guybrush Threepwood, a mighty pirate!

guybrush threepwood by Dark Chaos July 31, 2004

Leonard "J." Crabs

The attorney for the website Something Awful. Many have doubted his abilities as a lawyer, but somehow he manages to get the job done.

Leonard is your God now.

Leonard "J." Crabs by Dark Chaos July 31, 2004